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Akpos: Hello Girl
Chichi: Hello!
Akpos: Do you have a boyfriend?
Chichi: Nope. I don't want to have a
boyfriend.
Akpos: oh no!!!! Remember Genesis 2:18
TheLord God said, “It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him.”
Chichi: But I don't love you.
Akpos: no, u just have to love me, remember 1 John 4:8 "Who ever does not love does not know God, because God is love."
Chichi: But how can I be sure that you're loyal and honest?
Akpos: Mark 13:31 says "Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will never pass away."
Chichi: But I'm busy, I'm still studying.
Akpos: yes dear but Ecclesiastes 3:1 said
"There is a time for everything, and a season for every activity under the heaven."
Chichi: But why me? There are alot of girls out there.
Akpos: Proverbs 31:29 "Many women do noble things, but you surpass them all."
Chichi: But what is in me that you like?
Akpos: Song of Solomon 4:7 "You are altogether beautiful, my darling; there is no flaw in you."
Chichi: no ooo, I'm not beautiful.
Akpos: Proverbs 31:30 "Charm is deceptive, and
beauty is fleeting; but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised."
Chichi: Why all dis?
Akpos: 2 Corinthians 2:4 "For I wrote you out of great distress and anguish of heart and with many tears, not to grieve you but to let you know the depth of my love for you."
Chichi, waoooo, i'm flattered, i think i love u, let's
start with u buying me an Iphone 12
Akpos: no dear, remember 1 John2:15...."Love not the world, neither the things that are in the world
Chichi: Omg!!! That reminds me, you have no job as well...
Akpos: Don't worry, Genesis 22:8 says GOD WILL PROVIDE.
How do you finds today joke comment your thoughts below .
Haha... that was funny..