Nigerian Wonder: The Giant in Two Bodies

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As I was heading home from work today, at the traffic light close to Life Camp - Gwarinpa Old Road, a VIO ordered the driver of the car I boarded to park. The car was already in slow motion as the traffic light had turned red. However,without hesitation, the VIO jumped into the car when he noticed the driver was not intending to stop for him.

Then, he started dragging over the gear lever of the car with the driver. He would disengage the gear immediately the driver engaged it, and the driver was yet accelerating the car and skimming through the tight space between two queues of cars waiting for the green light to move on and, the vehicle, brushing other cars left, right and centre as it beat the traffic.

Meanwhile, I was the only passenger in the car while this mania was being demonstrated by the two folks. I was alternating my pleading between the driver and the VIO to stop the car and to stop the struggle with the driver respectively, but in vain. The struggle continued forcing the car to stagger on the road, but the duo didn't mind incoming vehicles and the precious life they were endangering in the process, until the driver thoughtlessly took a turn into the premises of Life Camp Police Station. I alighted from the car and couldn't find my phone."I have lost my phone", I said.

Earlier, the car's door, on the side I was sitting, had swung open when the car was hitting other cars obstructing its path. I almost fell down at the time. Then, I began to think that my phone might have fallen out of the car when the door had opened. Luckily, though, it fell inside the damned car and was found after a brief search by police officers, following my constant interruption of the inane investigation they started to launch with "I need my phone to go home".But I spent close to one hour at the police station, writing an eyewitness statement and explaining to the police what had happened before heading home.

In summary, I was caught in a trap set by a GIANT DEMON in two human forms, but God freed me unbruised. Please, help me thank God that yours truly... was not involved in a terrible accident.

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