How does a mosquito behave..??

Teacher: Tell me how many types of mosquitoes? Student: Eight types of mosquitoes. Namely- 1. The mosquito that bites as soon as it sits on the body is called a monster mosquito. 2. Mosquitoes that bite during the day are called terrorist mosquitoes. 3. The mosquito that enters the nose and bites is called Nimrudi mosquito. 4. The mosquito that bites whenever it gets a chance is called opportunistic mosquito. 5. The mosquito that comes near the ear and sings is called the singing mosquito. . The mosquito that is slapped and goes through the gap is called Gollachut mosquito. . Mosquito bites that cause fever are called poisonous mosquitoes. . A mosquito that bites into a mosquito net is called a stupid mosquito.