"The problem to go to drink a beer is, it is never one!!"
@Hibernum in April 2021
When you pick up random animals from the streets: Cuando recoges animales al azar de la calle: I did rescue you ungrateful /// You did kidnap me
My brain: -Do it dude. Me: -Why? My brain: -You just do it. Me: -Ok.
-Mira mamá un humano! -Ew, no lo toques, ellos portan enfermedades.
Un gato metalero! xD A metal cat! xD
Me, in the life: -I can't stop eating Q.Q
"Me, listening to someone talk about something they have passion for."
"The cats absorb our bad energies." My cat:
Outside /// Inside
The one of the tutorial: -And at the end we add salt and enjoy the food. Me:
-Hola gatito! -Estúpido Hoomin arruino mi pelaje perfecto... *2 horas después* -Hola gatito!
-Paga el peaje. -Pago aceptado.
thirties = reference to age 30. (It doesn't have a direct translation :o) "Why the thirties say way too much cool?" "Because we are cool!" -Cool!
*My mother coming late to home and tired.* *My dad coming home with hunger and bad mod.* *Me, who forgot to unfreeze the chicken.*
-After a year dating you, i did realize you are an stupid. -Ah, it took you one year and i am the stupid???
"When Sir Rich buy the in front house."
When you have a free day from work! Cuando tienes un día libre del trabajo! -Oh si. -Ooh si. -Oh si! -Oooh siiii!!!
"I go to vacations to the wonderful state of drunkenness."
-Dudeee. -I want to spend some pesos in UK. -Don't joke, there only accept libras. -Hmmm really? -And i am geminis.
"Before die i have to learn the choreography of Thriller... It don't be that i resurrect and be the only dummy who doesn't know the steps."
The real state guy: -29 persons did die in this house. Families in terror movies:
-Esta bien, me voy a levantar y alimentarte! No necesitas hacer que los abogados se involucren.
-Miiiiuuu! -Hey gatito, ah, se siente tan bien ver tu cara cada mañana. -Mmm, creo que incluso tendría que dibujar una tira cómica sobre esto! -Y mi cómic va a tener una perspectiva un tanto diferente...
-And how is going your saint week?
It is what your cat does when you are not at home: Esto es lo que hace tu gato cuando no estas en casa: -Haa, los humanos finalmente dejaron la casa.
-Give me 5 kg of angry kitty.
How to cook with wine:
-Dude. -Carmen and me did end. -What? Why?? -Yesterday she did get angry because I went out with you to drink all night and she told me to choose ... love or friendship? -And are you telling me you did choose your friends? -No... i did choose love. -I love you Carlos.
"No one never will use again my coffee cup in this house."
*4 damn season and only domain 25% of his power." *148 chapters and only domain 40% of his power." xD
"When i go to cut onions and i use it for get a cry." -Ay the onion Q.Q
-Firulais, pick up the ball! -You pick up the ball! -Yes Firulais, i'm sorry.
Alguna vez guardaste imágenes porque están buenas? Did you ever saved images because they are cool? *Captures i will never use* *My phone*
*4:00 AM* -Wake up! It is urgent! -!! -I'm bored, what we do? -???
"Before marry someone listen with much attention how he/she chew and snore, because it gonna be the soundtrack of your life." "Your welcome!"
-La última vez que salio a jugar contigo, la mitad del barrio fue destruido!
Esto pasa cuando vas caminando y no vez el vidrio. It happens when you are walking and you don't do see the glass. Job done /// It fell out
-Acaríciame. -Con tus ojos!
*When you ask to an artist.* -So are you good cooking? *Cuando le preguntas a un artista.* -Entonces eres bueno cocinando?
Recociendo cicatrices de la mano: -Cortes de papel por arte y artesanías. -Chef. -Mecánico de autos. -Vikingo. -Bárbaro. -Luchador de dragones. -Dueño de gato domestico.
I don't know but i think it is about the same :P Yo no se pero creo que es lo mismo :P
La mejor cama para un perro sin dudas! The best bed for a dog without doubts!
Offer. $80 the kg of potatoes. It doesn't include the kitty, don't insist.
"Parents, comparing you with another kid." "Parents when you compare them with other parents."
-I like your party theme of kitties. -Thanks :3 -And the kitty? -They won't let me have.
"Me, just about to take the same bad decision but a little more prepared than the last time."
Sometimes the solution is much easier than you thought! A veces la solución es mucho mas fácil de lo que pensaste!
You - Me *Hamburgers* *Marathon of horror movies*
-La puedes curar? -Por supuesto. *Sala de curado* D:
*Uglifier Ray* -Oh no, now i'm ugly! -Ah... -Ah, i understand, i'm like that...
"Help! I don't know anymore, how to go to sleep early."
"She was sleeping and i was bored."
-Why are you eating herbs? -It is because i don't have money or anything to eat. -You are welcome to my house, you can eat there. -Oh... Thanks!!! -You gonna love my house. -The herbs are like that tall.
"No mires tu reloj. Te estoy diciendo que es hora de cenar!"
Did you ever fight with your teachers about your notes? Alguna vez peleaste con tus profesores sobre tus notas? Physicist: 6.99 is 7 Programmers: 6.99 is 6 Mathematicians: 6.99 is 6.99
"The cinema would be better if they change the popcorn for fries."
"MISSING, HIS NAME IS CUPCAKE" -Hey, isn't it you? You told me your name was Thor... -Hmmm, it must be a typo.
"In the life, be like the brown doggy."
I'm mister Eyes and i come from Uranus to conquest your world O_O! Soy el señor Ojos y vengo de Urano para conquistar tu mundo O_O!
"I sell because it gonna grow up and i don't have space :D" "(Only for those who understand.)"
Me, all day long //// Me, during the night
When you doing your thesis: Cuando estas haciendo tu tesis: Conclution: *Conclude that i chose the wrong career. Recommendation: *I recommend to change the teacher because he leaves too much homework.
When you go to sleep too late but you have to wake up too early: Cuando vas a dormir muy tarde pero tienes que levantarte muy temprano: "Stupid night, it only lasted 1 minute."
-Do you have to study to be policeman? -HAHAHAHAHAHA!
"If you already know i like the bread, why you leave it over the table."
I was thinking something were missing, there it is! Estaba pensando que faltaba algo, ahí esta!
"I need to go to the beach, there i have peace and tranquility." Me, after a wave wallowed me:
Me, hitting everyone with my cardboard /// Me, when my cardboard get broken before the exposition
-Here we go with the cry! -Can you shut up that thing please?! -Oh, you are a beautiful baby. -That's it, that's better. -Wow! How you did that fast? -Simple, i just wrote "4445" in his little and cute keyboard. -I didn't get it. -SHHH.
*You feed an animal.* Cats: -Thanks, now go away. Dogs: -My dude, it doesn't leave me more option than protect you my whole life.
"Tomando una foto de tu gato." Expectativas /// Realidad
-El mercado de las acciones es fácil. -Cuando la linea va arriba, publicas un meme feliz. -Cuando la linea va abajo, publicas un meme triste. -Ok pero como hacemos dinero? -...hacer dinero?
-To prove my client was alone in his house, i present you his internet history that afternoon. -I prefer to confess the homicide.
Cuando recibís mensajes temprano a la mañana: When you receive messages early in the morning: -Hello, where are you from? -I don't know. -I just wake up.
"I see solutions, not problems." -It remeins me when my mother did give me money to pay the electricity, i was going to pay it and i saw a lottery for 1 van and with the money my mom did give me i did buy a number, i went back to home i told to my mom what i did, and she scolded me, at the next day when my mom wake up she opens the door and she finds a new van parking in front of the house. We started to cry, me in special, it was the van of the sir who did come to cut out…
"The washing has eyes."
"When after two beers you start getting sleepy."
Doorbell... Barking... Serial Killer... Bag of cookies O_O!
"When at the night you start killing mosquitoes in your room." MUERAN INSECTOS! DIE INSECTS!
"Me, about to say some silly thing to make it worse the discussion."
"For sure, the league of the justice will pay for the damages." Yeah sure, the league -_- Si seguro, la liga -_-
"When you pay attention for first time in classes, and everything start to make sense..."
Judas: -Will you come to the last dinner? Jesus: -The last? Judas:
When the toys get old: Cuando los juguetes envejecen:
"I love you potato, i love you in all your presentations, you are one of the best things that has grown in the planet."
-I did face zombie knights on the way. -I did climb up mountains. -I did pass over dangerous places. -And finally i did find who repairs the armors. -And your mask? -I don't have it. -Then i can't help you.
"I will order my room." Me, after take the broom:
One cat is never enough O_O! Un gato nunca es suficiente O_O!
-Aww! Lindo! -L-lindo... pero para esto. -Ok, no para *muerde* -NONONONONONO.
-I did have a terrible day and i need to talk with someone. -Miau. -Thanks.
"My television when i turn it on and i start watching the phone."
Como molestar a tu gato! How to bother your cat!
"Me, closing my eyes to know if I can go from the kitchen to my room without trip off."
"When you treat a person like he/she treat you and he/she get annoyed."
It is like to do poop in the space! Esto es como hacer popo en el espacio!
"Me, sharing every meme i see." "My 5 friends who always react." "The rest of my contacts."
-Look at this HAHAHAHA. -I was your uber driver 2 months ago, please stop sending me messages. -HAHAHAHA hamsters in motorcycle.
-Very well 3 more apples and i'm at home. -Good evening, cellphone and bag.
-God create the virus, the cold favors the spread. -The lovers of the cold go out to take a walk, the virus kills the lovers of cold, the team summer heredates earth. Reference: Did you ever hear about the fight of those who loves summer and those who loves winter? Alguna vez escuchaste sobre la pelea entre que aman el verano y que aman el invierno?
"Primeras cosas que la gente de gatos ve al despertar."
-Engineer, the server did fall. -Then reset it. -You are not understanding me...
"Do it look like, or this doll is telling me to go to drink..."
"When i just get comfortable in the couch and someone ask me for something."
-Como se llama tu perro? -Jerry. -Por qué? -How is your dog's name? -Jerry. -Why?
-Look the cold is back. -Warm. -Cold. -Warm. -Cold. *Flu*
Me: *I hit my elbow.* My whole nervous system:
"Me, sleeping very quiet because Firulais is guarding the house." Firulais:
"El rey de la selva." ///// "El rey de Internet."
"Do i talk to the electricity guys, or the water guys?"
"Slovenia: First country who will count with a public beer fountain." -Adopt me Slovenia!!!
Yo después de 30 minutos jugando juegos de mesa! Me, after 30 minutes playing tabletop games!
"Me gustaban los gatos antes de que en internet sean geniales."
"Me, explaining to the people that my publication is a meme, it is not real, that the memes are only memes."
When i get a message /// But it wasn't of who i wanted
Me, working for 30 minutes //// Me, watching series for 7 hours Yo trabajando 30 minutos //// Yo mirando series por 7 horas
"I'm going slow. I carry 1 cooking pot with soup."
"Me: I have to take it easy and wait till the time decide." "Anxiety: Here who decides it's me."
"I don't want to be anymore an adult." *Press button.* *Presiona el botón.*
Y cuando tu mas necesitas una mano, la vida viene, ...y te da una pata!
-I will give you three wishes. -That be five. -Four! -Three. Take or leave it. -Sure... ahh... three.
-Good day world! -Amaterasu...
-What is faster a car of a motorcycle? -A car. -Then why you did put "Me, getting ilusioned"?
-Hey give me a bit of what you eating. Me: -There is no more.
*After hard years of working finally i was able to grade with honors in my career, now time to find a job." *Sorry there is not system for bank transferences."
"It's a pandemic madam! Not a concert of Slipknot..."
"If the Earth is the third planet in the solar system, we all third world."
"When you come back to the bar where you did make disaster."
-Let's see for when it's the presentation for the final thesis/work. -For yesterday.
"The kids already tell me Sir."
The police stop me and say: -Papers? "I say: -Scissors, i win" And i went. I believe he want the rematch, he been following me for 45 minutes!
"How i was imagining to reach the 30s" //// "How i feel at the 20s"
"My roommate did end to write his book about *How to make money* and now he needs money to publish it." -Tell him to read the book.
Yo sabía que algo faltaba!!! I knew something was missing!!!
"One day you are young and the other you have dilemma of which softener is better."
"Me, going out of my room to see what happens with the modem, why there is no wifi."
-Are we still venerated, my son? -Well, they feed me and clean my poop. -Esplendid.
"I was cooking and i burned an egg, in the end, don't cook naked."
"My face when i see Karen leave the chicken over the table." Reference: Karen is the universal name for female cat owners. Referencia: Karen es el nombre universal para dueñas de gatos.
"Me, to myself." -Stop wasting money like that, you are poor.
-I have something to tell you. -Tell me. *Message deleted* -I did read it from the preview. -And what it did say? -Do you wanna date me? -Yes, i want. *She did falls in the genjutsu.*
Cuando tienes que repetir el año y tus compañeros son mas pequeños. When you have to repeat the year and your classmates are smaller.
-Hello, father! -What father? I don't even know you. -My daughter.
"The alcohol will not solve your problems, but well, the water neither."
-I don't know what bird would be eating my papaya... *The bird.*
"The food gives you energy." Me, after eat:
The weather //// My mom: -Today i do soup
*I do noise with a bag.* My cat: -Did you summon me Karen?
"I confess that sometimes i feel the need to follow the contrary to people just to bother."
Everyone: A juice in the morning is healthy. Me:
When the teacher has favorites: Cuando la maestra tiene favoritos: "I miss you guys (the ones i did cross out i don't miss)."
-Es verdad que solo el 3% de tu agua es bebible? -Si, y qué? -Eso es patético. -Bueno al menos tengo mas que ti. -Jaja, deja de ser tan salado.
-If this can't be, that someone give me a signal. -Well, it is enough for me. This single is going, bye.
Wanna make the perfect place for you cat? Quieres hacer el lugar perfecto para tu gato?
"Me." --------"Overthink absolutely everything." --------------------------------------------------"My anxiety."
-If i only could ask you one thing: -Do not die ever.
The education comes from home.
"When you get hungry at the midnight and the kitty follows you to see if you give it something."
-Help me! I'm stuck! -Resist!! We coming! -Thanks! Can you pass the me remote control?
Who is able to have savings? Rise a hand. Quien puede tener ahorros? Levante la mano. Me: I need to start saving. Me when i get paid:
Netflix: Create a button for "Skip the Intro". The guy who was 45 hours making the intro:
Karen what you doing? I can't read this -_- Karen qué haces? No puedo leer esto -_-
"I will study in the bed." Me:
Everyone of us have those days: Todos nosotros tenemos esos días: Me at the work with positive attitude: -Wth you want >_>
The art /// The artist
When your cat start breaking the glasses... Cuando tu gato comienza a romper los vasos... I present to you the incredible Catzilla!! *breaks a glass* Te presento al increíble Gatozilla!! *rompe un vaso*
"Who wakes up early Is because the cat is hungry"
Psychologist: The doggywise doesn't exist. The doggywise:
"When you end your career and you can take back your teenages just where you leave it."
-Granmah, i want a pair of ADIDAS. -Don't tell me more...
-Hey, don't you want to come today to my home to eat and play something? -What? Are you serious? To reach your room i have to pass lava, lots of deadly traps and more dangerous craps. -That's why nobody visits me :(
"Me, trying to meet the right person without go outside of home, without flirt with anyone and without interaction."
*My cellphone falling* *My headphones* -But they are bluetooth headphones...
"Termómetro para dueños de gatos."
"Now started to come out the first engineers graded from virtual classes."
"It is time to call the professionals to end this pandemic..."
"When you have the attention of everyone but you forget what you were about to talk."
-Gohan... -For every cup of rice you add 2 of water. -Thanks mister Picoro... And of salt how much?... Mister Picoro? Mister Picorooooo?... :v
"I always wake up wanting to go to sleep again."
"When everyone have problems with their partners but you because no one loves you."
When you are sleepy. Cuando estas con sueño. Me, before yawn // Me, after yawn
"When you go home and, your dog and you look each other.."
"When i'm singing in english and appear the devil telling me that he accept the deal."
"Sleeping styles of our cats." The ball // The sport mark The bread recipient // The abstract
COVID-19 in January // COVID-19 in February COVID-19 in March // COVID-19 in April The sanitary system
-What smells so sweet? -The revenge.
Enemy spoted O_O! Enemigo visto O_O!
"Today i did wake up at 5 AM, i went to run 12 km, i did stretching, i did breakfast fruit and the rest of the nightmare i don't remember."
"Objective: Go to haunted places with my friends." "Obstacle: Everyone of them are very fearful."
"Romero film The night of the living dead in 1968."
"Yes, tell me where you gonna be and i go."
"Me, every morning regretting to went to sleep too late."
"My friends and me looking how the project we did 1 hour before was the best of the class."
"When i got shut up because of laughing too loud."
One day you are young and the next one you are in the supermarket like this: -Omg, everything is expensive.
-That's good i'm already married. -But what happen if you wasn't? -If i wasn't married? -Ah... Ha, ha, ha! *Smash* -I love you, dear!
There is people that knows how to ubicate street, numeration and everything. When you ask me: -I don't know, there is a tree.
"The two stages when you touch the belly."
"Me, early watching the first memes of the day..."
"It doesn't matter the size, the cats are always cats."
"The world right now." "The ones that share memes."