The Strange Teenage Boy

Billy is a very strange teenage boy that constantly gets into trouble doing silly things. One day Billy Arthur decided to make a rocket propelled go-cart and put two rocket engines powered by a water based Hoffman apparatus. The go-cart took off and knocked Billy right of it and smashed right into Mr. Wilson’s hardware shop and promptly exploded and burst into flames. Mr. Wilson and 9 his three sons ran out with buckets of sand to put out the fire. Within minutes the Wilson’s put out the flames. Another time Billy decided that he was going to land on the moon in a rocket chair. So he took Ms. Graham’s thrown out wicker chair and taped three hundred model rocket engines to all four sides of the wicker chair. When all the model rocket engines were ignited by a throw of a switch that Billy had in his hand, He was summarily thrown off the wicker chair and the wicker chair broke through the wooden picket fence and ended up in Ms. Graham’s rose garden and promptly burst into flames and destroyed all the roses at one time. Luckily, Ms. Graham’s house is located some distance away from the rose bush on the side of the house. Another time Billy decided to make a rocket jet plane from a $0.25 balsa wood model airplane that was designed to be rubber band powered. He reinforced the wings with plenty of paper and his sister Amanda’s nail hardening colored nail polish and crazy glued two model rocket engines to the tail of the balsa wood model airplane. Billy then put the model airplane on the ground of his parents drive way and pushed the button that set the rockets afire and the balsa wood model airplane went airborne with a whoosh sound ultimately flying through the Marthas second story bedroom windows exiting from the rare bedroom window only to get caught up in the very top branches of an old oak tree. Where the 10 two rocket engines smoked for a while before going dead. When Billy was two, he tied his little red wagon to the Wilson’s large five year old male dog that was a mixed bread of unknown mixture and also tied a string around the dogs balls. When asked why he did this, he stated he needed a way to control passing gear. Good thing Mr. Miller the police officer stopped Billy when he was racing down the street and the poor Wilson dog was panting like crazy and had it’s tongue hanging out of the side of its mouth. Officer miller promptly cut off the rope tied around the dogs balls and also cut the dog free of the little red wagon and repermanded Billy for what he did. Billy was then dejected and slowly walked back pulling his little red wagon behind him and had his head down all the way home. Mean while, the Wilson’s dog promptly ran right back into Mr. Wilson’s hardware shop and stayed there all week long.