Sex with a stranger. I love beautiful ladies, especially with a huge gift all over their bodies but admiring them ends with just saying sweet words, I was never a freak. I didn't do a lot of things earlier in life and alcohol is one of them, I will allow you to figure out the rest. We went for burial in Osun, the person who was been buried was the grandfather of my friend's girlfriend. We were entertained well, we couldn't return to Lagos so we passed the night there. In the morning, the lady's family wanted us to stay back so my friend persuaded me and we stayed. We toured the village and I met this beautiful damsel who I admired as my habit, we talked and I loved the intonation in their voice. She was a true African beauty, somehow the people we were strolling with knew her and she walked home with us. We exchanged contact with the hope of seeing her again someday but that evening she came around to the family house and we talked more, I didn't remember what led to the sex discussion but we talked about it for quite some time. I bragged all through the discussion and she was looking at me with this eye like she was going to smoke me hot. As a Lagos boy, I was just trying to be smart. That night, she asked if she could stay with me but I wasn't cool with it, she was a stranger and at that point, she knew I was no big boy because I trembled. My friend eyed me and I played along, **oh, why not?**. In my head, I was wondering why she would want to spend the night with me when we aren't lovers. They left to get dinner while we went to sit around the bar, I told my friend I didn't know why she would just want such a thing. He told me that she must be interested in me and I was like, **what the hell**?. My friend encouraged me to allow her since I didn't have a girlfriend, he said I need to recharge myself in case she demanded sex so we bought some crazy drinks. We went back to our various rooms to freshen up and the food arrived, I opened my drink and started sipping it. I was trying to know her better, but she kept giving me that seductive look. We ate dinner and I continued my drink, I saw my friend text wishing me good luck and it was strange to me because I haven't experienced such before. To cut the story short, the last thing I remembered was she wanted to shower. I woke up the next morning thinking I had great sex and she was gone. I went to check my friend and she said goodbye to him before leaving, I knew she was pissed because I slept throughout the night. My friend was actually praising me and I couldn't tell him that I slept off because of the drink I took to boost my strength, I am glad I didn't make the mistake that day because something kept telling me that I would have regretted it after leaving the village. We were there till the third day and I wasn't feeling good anymore, she was unreachable and didn't show up till I left. My friend was actually thinking I rough-handled her so she was shy but deep down, I knew it was the alcohol that rough-handled me. To date whenever I see people talking about alcohol as a booster for sex, I just wonder why it makes me sleep like a newly born kid.
My mom is a very protective woman, I remembered how she usually warn my female friends not to visit me. They were scared of her so they stopped visiting me, it worked for her throughout secondary school but it didn't work after. I had older female friends when I was working because of my height, whenever my mom see us she somehow starts a discussion that would kill my ego, and at the end of it, she was always saying that "**he is a small boy**". That thing hurts a lot but who am I to complain, I knew she was doing it for me but just showing up to prove the fact that I was a teenager pisses me off always. I hope you enjoyed reading? Feel free to share your thoughts in the comment section ( *I don't flog people who tell me my jokes aren't funny*) Lead image https://unsplash.com/photos/JNDkZnoE548
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I thought alcohol and wine can make you go wild in bed. Well, I tried and my husband have to laugh as the supposedly passionate night left him doing solo. 🤣
😂😂😂😘
I thought the same too but it has never worked for me and I have always relied on my energy before and after that experience.
You slept off?😕 Well I guess the girl isn't hot enough, otherwise you wouldn't have slept off. 😂😂
Lolz, I did sleep off. I was under the influence of alcohol, she was really hot.
hahahahaha you praised the girl so much I thought you were going to make her happy in bed but you slept dude
I shouldn't have taken the alcohol really but who knows what the outcome of that night would have been.
It is not difficult to guess. It would be what happens when fire and gunpowder come together. wish i was in your place
Seriously? So tell me, does alcohol does the magic for you?
No it wouldn't affect me. If my aim is that sexy lady
I am sure, you must have felt bad, falling asleep. But you did the right thing, what if she had some infection? I must commend the alcohol for its work.
I thought of a lot of things as well, what if she got pregnant, what if I got an uncurable infection. It would have disastrous for me.
I was expecting something else after that booster your friend said that will help you, lol. Oh my, you dozed off because of too much alcohol .
I expected some wild as well but the unexpected happened, I am glad it did.
Perhaps it was good that you fell asleep and didn't have sex with that lady. It might be mistaken and regretting for you later on. Many people use alcohol and different types of drugs to boast their mood
I thought the same way too, I could have committed a great mistake that night. I didn't take the alcohol, i just felt bad she would think I am a weakling.
Lol 🤣🤣🤣 I can't stop laughing I wonder how pissed the girl must have be that night Your body system is different ni because if some guys didn't take alcohol they can't have sex
That's true, we all have different body system, and our alcohol tolerance level is different. Alcohol does nothing but makes me sleep.
Yeah that's true
Oh! I could not help laughing at your love story. But somethings happens for good. For every mom, their children are small no matter you are grown up.
Yeah, I believe it happened for a reason. We will always look like a baby to our moms but they should do us a a favor by not showing it.