My first date

Now that’s what I call stupid: In my junior year of high school, this girl asked me on a date. She rented a Redbox movie and made a pizza. We were watching the movie and the oven beeped so the pizza was done. She looked me dead in the eye and said, “This is the worst part.” I then watched this girl open the oven and pull the pizza out with her bare hands, rack and all, screaming at the top of her lungs. We never had a second date.