Majic carpet

You are now in that state of wanting to kick yourself in the face of terrible anger!

You know that you are a little stupid kisser, but you are not the one to make such a big fool of yourself!

Didn't you have a sigh of satisfaction after Iftar-Tiftar? In the meantime, the news has come that the moon has been seen! Eid tomorrow! You will be happy with the joy of Eid, then it will feel like a thunderbolt that you have not yet bought the milk to eat for Eid! Who knows if there is a milk shop open in this lockdown?

Wearing a mask on his face and gloves in his hand, he went out to the market with a bag to buy milk.

But the same! You are not alone in the market! Thousands of idiots like you are walking around the market with bags in their hands. And given the opportunity, the shopkeeper has kept the price of milk close to the moon in the sky. You calculated in your mind that it is possible to visit the moon once you see a fairly light price for two liters of milk! And quarantine? That thing is gone! Coronavirus poyabaro today.

So there is nothing wrong with wanting to kick yourself for such stupidity! The problem is elsewhere. Kicking yourself is not an easy task. After a few attempts you failed, then in a fit of rage you kicked an old lamp on the side of the road in front of you!

Suddenly you did not understand what happened, the smoke began to come out of the lamp. You thought to yourself- ate! Did I kick the fallen grenade again?

Meanwhile, another incident took place. Just like the Alif-Layla you read a thousand times, a giant green monster came out of the lamp. Green horns like his body on the head! Giving antimony to the eyes!

The sky-wind shook the monster said- Order owner! What do you want?

I said, are you a little stupid kisser? Where to approach the monster with orders for duplex houses, Prado cars, Swiss bank accounts before Eid; Did you say- Yeh monster, I want two liters of milk. I will make semai and eat it!

The giant twisted his body in frustration and said- he is the owner. Look inside your handbag, the two-liter Milk Vita packet is gone.

You are happy and say- thank you!

The giant said hesitantly - but if the owner wants you can ask for more. So far no one was able to send in the perfect solution, which is not strange.

You said happily- then will you show me on your magic carpet? How did you show Aladdin?

As soon as you say that, you discover yourself lying on the flying carpet. Walnuts, watermelons in a golden bowl in front of you. Jhanjalo Fanta in a silver cup! And there are tens of body monsters standing with their hands folded in front of the head!

You're in gear by then. He ordered the demon - let's go demon. I want to see how people around the world celebrate Eid. However, not the Eid of Lockdown. Show Eid without Corona.

The demon said- Joe hukum jahapana. Let's go then ...

2.

You are going. Howrah Bridge in Kolkata, Perulen in Agra, Perulen in Delhi, Qutub Minar in Delhi ... Then after going much further, he said to the giant-

The giant came a little sleepy. He opened his beautiful red eyes and said- what sir?

You pointed your finger in amazement and said- where are so many people going here with their hands full of eggs?

The giant looked at them and smiled and said, "Sir, this is Afghanistan." On the day of Eid, they play this egg-breaking game. Let's see.

He got down from the carpet and stood in a park. The monster has informed you that the Eid festival in Afghanistan depends on the park. People from the state have gathered in the park. Almost everyone has a few eggs in their hands. Boiled eggs! You thought, maybe now everyone will start peeling eggs.

Oma! From somewhere someone gave a shout in the throat of a falcon, and immediately everyone jumped on each other's eggs! You are amazed to see that all the young and old have fallen into the great sacrifice of breaking eggs, signing eggs and hitting each other in the face! This is the 'egg-war' game of Afghan Eid!

A dozen Afghans rushed towards you from somewhere, you said 'Giant go ...' and sat up on the carpet. The carpet moved forward again at its own pace.

3.

After a while the carpet started coming down again. You asked - what's the matter, monster?

The demon said- Sir, at the rate at which you are eating walnuts and apricots, my lamp stock has also been pulled! Let's not refill from Iran.