If you’re looking
For a quarantine activity
Look no further
Than the Amusement Park of Existence you’re already in
Come on down to the carousel of life
(the turns will make you dizzy)
Up and down the horses take you
As you wonder if the fare of feelings is worth it
Not your style?
No problem!
Go on the roller coaster of fate
Where you control the machine!
Sure it may be a bit rusty
But it works
(about 30% of the time)
Sounds like fun?
Of course it does!
Just be a bit careful
Take a wrong spin without a seatbelt
And well
You’re screwed
Still not enjoying yourself?
What a bore!
That’s okay though
You want something a little lower risk, perhaps?
I have just the ride for you
The lazy river of death
It even sounds exciting!
All the patrons end up here eventually
But some enjoy the rides
While others make a beeline
To hope out of existence
And into the unknown