What are you thinking about?" she asks.
The age-old question. I tense up and create an awkward smile. Even after all these years, relinquishing my most intimate thoughts meets immediate resistance. But I force myself through.
"I'm thinking about how I would write this moment."
Her eyes lighten. She smiles. She loves my writing. Even though it's hard for her to …
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