Men marry women with the hope they will never change

Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.

“The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.”

“All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening.”

“War is God’s way of teaching Americans geography.”

“It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads.”

“The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

“At every party there are two kinds of people – those who want to go home and those who don’t. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.”