Done more

YOU FEEL LIKE YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE MORE

Then you’ll get your coffee and go to your desk and stare bleakly at the computer screen and open a new tab to check Facebook even though you already have Facebook open and just looked at it on your phone four seconds ago, and you’ll think, “I was supposed to be more than this.”

Well, aren’t you just a bright and shiny fucking snowflake?

Look, how do I have to put this? You’re going to die not having done everything you wanted to do. But that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t still try. And that doesn’t mean your life doesn’t still have meaning.

For fuck sake, get over yourself.

OK, next listicle item…