I read the story of @Olasquare on his experience with alcohol and I feel like wah I need to write mine. Mine won't be funny but I won't want anyone to rebuke me because I'm a woman.
It all started when I had my first break up π in ss3. I went to school late so couldn't pass through the gate so I had to go through the school jungle. When I got there I met some of my class mates drinking but all are guys. I sat and join them to drink but can't remember what was it we drank then. Later that same day I followed my best friend to her mum's shop where she sell palm wine and bat pepper soup,I drank alot of palm wine before I went home that day and afterwards I can't do a day without alcohol. Even during my waec I drank to exam hall.
When I relocated to lagos
I left My home town πͺto start working with my uncle in lagos with the thoughts that If I live my home town I will forget the heartbreak and move on with life and nothing like drinking again. I stay with my uncle's wife sister in her family house. I go to work and come back late but still go to a wine shop close to my house to buy alcoholic wine to take in my room since I don't like public bars and I live in bariga then. My aunt suspected I do drink but she find it hard because I don't really talk to anybody than greetings. She can't challenge me since there is no concrete evidence. When my aunt got married, I started drinking over drink because I don't know how to cook so I just buy suya and wine when coming back from work.
School life
When I got to school it reduced because then I had a boyfriend who restricted me from taking alcohol. Although I do drink sometimes when he's not around me but he will surely know π on call. I remember then,there was a bar where just little people are there,I do go there because trophy was doing promo of buy two collect one extra. The first time I vomited was when I took one stupid drink of 42% just a cover of I mixed with water o,I swear I vomited like a baby,couldn't even go to class the following day.
Back to lagos experience with my cousin
You see all those cousins they are something else. There was a party I was invited to at work but I didn't want to go and my cousin brother insisted we go together. When we got there,it was a political birthday party so many expensive π π«alcohol drinks dey like mad. My cousin start taking what he want π, me that brought him to party I'm still shy o. My younger brother came to meet us there and see wetin dem boys do me that day. We drank alot that we even took another bottle of wine home. When I got home my aunties told me my ex-fiancee has come to ask after me so I took bike to his place. To cut the long story short,I vomited like craze person that day,he was very angry with me and also disappointed,a whole me wey dey finish 6bottles of beer without shaking.
Ever after I said if I want to drink anything alcohol I will only drink palm wine and nothing more than a cup of palm wine.
Thanks you all for your supports and motivation πβ€
Hmmmm I have so many bad experience with alcohol that I don't like talking about though it is funny but alcohol can make someone do some extra ordinary things