Tonight, Tonight!

It was an adult class on family planning. The professor addressed in mature, mixed audience. Let us for the fun of it, he began, Find out the average habit of the class.

How many of you do it once a day? Only a few hands went up. And how many once a week? Oh- very many hands were raised. How many of you do it once a month? Again this time only a few hands showed.

And how many do but once a year? One solitary hand was raised, But the face that owned the hand beamed with a hearty,broad smile?

And what's so funny about once a year? The professor asked. Tonight's the night- Replied the smiling face.