The white doctor sat in his porch, smoking a pipe;But his fame had, apparently, reached Red Indian territory.
Clatter-bang, clatter-bang, clatter-bang!He heard the steps of galloping horses. They soon pulled up in front of him, And two young Indians alighted. Their message was short and to the point "big chief,no shit"!- they announced. The doctor soon handed them a potion which he believed would do the trick.
Next day, clatter-bang, clatter-bang, clatter-bang: "big chief,no shit"!-they again announced. It was a stronger potion this time that was given to them by the White doctor.
Clatter-bang, clatter-bang, clatter-bang,the third day:"Big chief,no shit"!-was the announcement.What the heck! snorted the pipe smoking doctor, This chief must have a tummy of stone.It was really a strong potion this time:If this doesn't do it, I'll eat my hat,Swore the doctor as he gave it to the emissaries.
Clatter-bang, clatter-bang, clatter-bang,the next day:"Big shit-no chief"!