Honor your father and your mother, that your days may be long in the land that the Lord your God is giving you.”
"You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them."
“The family is the first essential cell of human society.”
"What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family."
“Sooner or later, we all learn that our immortality is rooted not in our professional involvements and achievements, but in our families. In time, all of our wins and losses in the workplace will be forgotten. If our memories endure, it will be because of the people we have known and touched.”
Funny Quotes About Family
If you can laugh at the harsh of realities of life, you'll have a pretty rough time making it very far in this world. And what can be harsher than family? As someone once said, if it's not one thing ... it's your mother!
"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city."
"I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance — waiting for the bathroom."
"Family. A little bit of crazy, a little bit of loud and a whole lot of love."
"A dysfunctional family is any family with more than one person in it."
“If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.”
“Families are like fudge – mostly sweet with a few nuts.”
“A family is a bunch of people who keep confusing you with someone you were as a kid.” —
"Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back."
"A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold."
"The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy."
"From the ages of 8-18, me and my family moved around a lot. Mostly we would just stretch, but occasionally one of us would actually get up to go to the fridge."
"All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with white carpet is one of them." —
"Nothing in life is fun for the whole family. There are no massage parlors with ice cream and free jewelry." —
"Children really can brighten up a house, because they never turn the lights off."
"The advantage of growing up with siblings is that you become very good at fractions."
“Being part of a family means smiling for photos.”
"Home is where you are loved the most and act the worst."
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