The Animal Kingdom of Crypto - Which one are you?

The bloodbath is over and we are off to seeing green once again. Things felt like a jungle when our portfolio was losing around 20% of its value overnight. At the same time we need to be a bit more light hearted otherwise the stress will get to us as crypto markets never sleep..

For this, I made my list of the Animal Kingdom of Crypto investors and holders. Let's see if you can find yourself in there.

The Whale - We all know it, it's a category of its own in the markets. Pumping and dumping like a blue whale and moving the price to make profit.

Then we have;

1. The elephant - Big spender, always invests a lot of his wealth and buys consistently Bitcoin.

2. The lion - King of cryptojungle, buys crypto tokens with potential. Strong & fearless trader

3. The rabbit - Fast and agile, he can win the race or be distracted by small altcoins, when the market goes red he may panic sell and get in his hole.

4. The jackal - Always attacks when he smells blood, dips are his bread and breakfast. Will go for the biggest returns, not the most solid project.

5. The turtle - Slow, going its own pace and playing the long game. Always accumulating little by little. Will survive the dip by HODLING in its shell WHICH ONE ARE YOU?! I was inspired after watching a documentary! Feel free to add to the list or modify it

Don't you think that I am done yet. These were just for investing animals. I also have a SPECIAL category of other species.

1. The dog - I know you guessed it. And you probably got it right. A portfolio full of Dogecoin, posting about it in all social media and sharing memes 24/7.

2. The shark - Disappeared for some time from the forefront of crypto. An expert predator hunter of weak and mindless fish. His best period was during the 2017 ICO scams. Ate so much fish and made a fortune of the naïve that he took a break afterwards.

3. The monkey - Jumping from tree to tree and branch to branch looking for the next crypto that he can hold on to. Started his journey with BANANO which is the most important asset in his portfolio.

4. The octopus - Out of this world creature. Some say his origins are alien. Got 8 legs so he is multi-investing. Investing in cExchange, DeFI, NFTs, Cryptogames, Airdrops, Lending Platforms, trading futures, staking. An absolute beast. I don't know how he can keep track of everything.

5. The parrot - You know him, I know him. Always posting other people ideas and parroting them. He could be a bot, but is not certain about that himself. You'll find me on Twitter shilling endlessly some shitcoin or explaining why Dogecoin should be valued at 1 dollar. Steer away!