Health headlines!😷

The story is all over Fox News...

It’s of a man who was in so much pain from his constipation...

And who was so frustrated NOTHING seemed to work for him...

That he finally tried a desperate, do-it-yourself approach...

And swallowed 2 huge LIVE eels to “unplug” his colon.

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And if you’re sick and tired of all the embarrassing enemas...

Or the unpredictable nature of laxatives and so-called “cleanses” (whoopsie!),

Then you probably understand where this man was coming from, right?

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Why?

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