Play that funky music White boy, play that funky music, yeah, lay down the boogie. Listen to music. The world in 2020 is a shit hole. Music makes it better, in 2021 play that shit load and let's make life great again.
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Play that funky music White boy, play that funky music, yeah, lay down the boogie. Listen to music. The world in 2020 is a shit hole. Music makes it better, in 2021 play that shit load and let's make life great again.
Today's top tip, Cook your sausages slowly.
Activity bonus while not being very active I'm actually laid out on the sofa so I received a activity bonus while completly inactive. I don't play by the rules.
Dinner or tea time ?? In the evening do you have dinner time or tea time ? Do you need to get home for your dinner ? Or is it tea time ? It's been on my mind for years but it's like I'm too embarrassed to ask other real life people..
If you are a infrequent visitor to read.cash (like me), click on the money thing in top right corner and see if you can collect a "activity" bonus, I didn't know anything about it but just got like 75 cents which is kinda nice :-) as Tesco say, every little helps :-)
Which came first ? π or pie and was the discovery of π related to a family argument over who had the most pie ? The mind boggles.
I was looking at that Twitter website... And I came across some interesting people, one lady had 3stars next to her name so she must be high up the Twitter ladder. Anyway she said that president trump was sent by god to defeat the evil baby murdering democrats. I was shocked, my next door neighbor Bob has a vote Biden sign in his yard, I would have never known about him and his lefty friends and what their REAL plan was.. Thank god and thank Brenda from Texas, she may be a overweight housewife who with 120k tweets never leaves her house but with her and this q guy and the digital army of Brenda's and Brandon's , America will be great again. Where one goes ( to the fridge) they all go. Or something like that.
My second language is north cornwellian. I have been learning it for around 6 years now and currently to my knowledge there is only 17 speakers left. It is a spoken language although some have tried to make and note a written version one has never been excepted as a offical. I am going to attempt a traditional tale which is believed to have originated in the 15 century. Affer her set in doni imber, eyes be doon ye mid set yer. Longy new enver eyes bee. Haver gewter moo moo foo ? Ni gurt babber babber imber eyes. Gewter ill babber gwan sibb er babber set un dil. Bee till morn pot gwan sibb owwee owwee Doon ye mid. Thanks for reading .
I was going to copy and paste a great big long article to see how easy it is to game the reward bot But then I thought, na, that's a pretty shitty thing to do.
To mow or not to mow? That is the question. How late into autumn do you mow your lawn? I'm good at the moment had a few good days last week and was just about dry enough to cut, not gone to short, about 3 on hight setting I think ( 1 is really short even in summer for a average family garden. If it was a perfect flat bowling green then yes 1 would be ok but for a average family garden not so much), ( 2 is a good summer length but cut regularly). But, if it grows a bit more it's going to be too long. Untill this summer I had a petrol mower but it was struggling with a serious lack of power, I decided to have a bit of fun with it and tech my son the workings of a 4 stroke petrol engine so we took it apart, completely. While doing so I found out quite early be the possible cause of the power problem in that part of the sponge air filter had broken off and had got stuck restricting air intake. I had told my son we could take it apart though vso we carried on, it could have been possible to put it back together but we could not get the head off andbinnourcattemts to force it off bent to crank. It was a good father and son afternoon though. So back to the present, I just have a cheap electric mower now but it does the job. At what point would you say that's it and leave the grass bro grow over winter vwith no cuts ?
Sooooo bored. Yup, I'm seriously bored, bored, bored,bored, bored. Can't really go out as my dog is not very well and I need to be here to keep a eye on him. Nothing on TV, couldn't get into games cuss I got a bit of a headache and looking at the screen was doing my head in. Bored,bored,bored,bored. Bored,bored,bored,bored.
Drop in number of shit posts ? Now read has changed its way of rewarding users I'm seeing less posts lol!! I usually just hit new and see what the latest posts are about, for quite a while they have generally been dreadful low effort bullshit quite obviously submitted to gain points for the rewards. In the past you could click new and therecwould be loads made within the last 10 mins, now not so much, would love to see some stats of number of posts per hour while the points system was in place v now with no points. Now I'm sure someone will look at my posts and say dude, you constantly shit post and to that I would say "yes, guilty" but I hope there is a sense of humour to my shit posting !! But anyway, I think this drop in volume will actually be a good thing, with more quality over shear quantity. I may actually find a interesting article on new :-)
A most interesting article Was written by myself yesterday to help inform the common man about the pot based snack, pot noodle. Its with great disappointment I see today that not a single person upvoted this insightful, well written article. I'm not even sure anyone actually even looked at it. So disappointing.
Pot noodles review's Welcome pot noodle fans today I'm going to give a run down on a few of my favourite flavours. 1) in the number 1 spot is the classis, the daddy of the pot noodle range, the chicken and mushroom. 1 thing that needs to be mentioned though and I'm sure the more experienced of you out there already know this, but, use a better quality soy sauce. The included sachet used to be ok but it's not up to the job these days and a dash of two of a premium soy sauce is just so much better. The chicken and mushroom water level guide is about spot on, although if anything slight underfill on first pour and if thick on the 2 min mix, boil that kettle and add a touch more. 2) chow mein, another from what could be called the classic range for those pot Noodler's that been fans since the early days. Again, like the chicken and mushroom, a better quality soy us recommended to being the full flavour out of these beauties. As for water levels, I always overfill the chow mein, give a good 2 min stir, then after the second 2 min stand give a more gental but still a solid stir before a generous dash of your upgraded soy, 2 or 3 dashes is recommended. 3) original curry, now I'm going to be quite controversial here and say although your genuine curry pot noodle is great, there is a much cheaper alternative that hits the same spot for pot noodle curry flavour lovers. The Tesco own brand curry pot noodle. Now for some this is not a option because they like the satchet,and Tesco includes none in there's but, I don't include the satchet in the genuine curry pot noodles anyway. Like I said this is quite controversial in the pot noodle world but id say if you haven't tried it, give it a try, at a third of the price these Tesco bad boys are a steal. Well I'm going to leave it there pot noodle fans, if you like the guide and want more flavours reviews then tip me up, all bch will be converted into pot noodles :-) May your pots stay warm and kettles hot, later noodle fans :-)
Best sandwiches, So, I like a sandwich, it's a fantastic easy lunch, so versatile, the combinations are almost limitless, I would suggest there as many possibilities in sandwich as there are stars in the sky. So which are my favourite? I'm glad you asked. Here follows a super guide to inspire your next bread based snack. The BLT, a absolute classic and a real treat. Bacon lettuce and tomato. Top tip, make that bacon crispy, really crispy ;-) The posh, red salmon and cucumber. Tinned red salmon, carefully remove any skin or bones that may remain then mash it up gently, don't over mash it. Slices of cucumber on white bread then spoon on the salmon. Cut into triangles. The council house, white bread and a packet of crisps. Personally I rate walkers chicken flavor as the best closely followed by walkers bacon. I also recommend people try wheat crunchies ;-) Corned beef, tinned corn beef with bryanston pickle, simple cheap but tasty, I have been know to add a splash of salad cream which at first may seem odd but it works. I'm going to leave it there, if you are interested in the world of sandwich then drop me a reply and I will recommend more :-)
Top tips Eat plenty of fresh fruit and vegetables.
Think ahead You could probably buy quite a cheap Christmas tree right now as it would still be quite small but by the time Christmas comes around it will be just right and you would of saved quite a few £$¥€. This strategy also works with turkeys so if you're America and want one for Thanksgiving then think smart and buy a smaller bird today for just a few dollars then sit back and wait. In just a couple months while your neighbors are fighting over them over priced frozen pumped full of shit turkeys, you have a top quality free range fresh bird for a fraction of the price. If you are English and are partial to the old pigs in blankets with your Christmas turkey then make use of the same strategy and buy a small pig today ;-)
Do not waste your time reading this... There saved you a bit of time. Absolutely nothing here of interest.
Well it will be Christmas soon. So , you better watch out, you better take care.
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Unpopular opinion Read cash should reward less. The last couple days I have almost got a dollar, this is just going to encourage yet more pointless garbage articles from me and others ( although I hope there some humour in the pointless garbage I post :-) The rewards should be coming from other users rewarding good content. Read.cash just rewarding idiots ( me included) for posting low effort shit is just filling the page with, well, low effort shit.