Last post No-one ever reads anything so it's all rather pointless.
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Last post No-one ever reads anything so it's all rather pointless.
Wowser The old read fund certainly shot up, not that it matters, the bot hates me, not had a tip from it for like 4 weeks ? May be more. No-one reads my posts either, it's kind of depressing. I could probably post my priv key right here and my coin would be safe. I honestly don't know why I bother. Sitting here surrounded by super models on my yacht having my dinner cooked by Gordon while the rolling stones perform a medley of their greatest hits and I chose to talk to you guys here on read. Why do I bother ?
Is 12:37 a bit late to be having breakfast ? It is Sunday ??
Past mid winter In these dark days it's worth remembering that (here in the UK at least) we past the winter equinox, the days are getting longer, the nights are getting shorter. When you out start looking for the early signs of spring, signs of new life and promises of better days ahead. Be safe out there read.cash people. Keep strong :-)
Banana Republic ? How come these people aren't being arrested ?????
End of the holidays Oh man, can't believe it's Monday tomorrow and back to "normal"
2020 ends, 2021 begins I currently have mixed feelings about how 2021 will turn out. Guess only time will tell, happy new year to anyone who may stumble upon this message.
Turkey sandwich Still got a little bit of turkey left ? Me too so today I'm going to finish it off in a sandwich. First lighty butter your bread with salted butter. Add a small amount of left over stuffing spread evenly. Add your turkey. Some roughly chopped iceberg lettuce and cut into Half's. Enjoy.
Don't throw away them turkey bones Stick them in the largest pot you have, add a whole onion, a couple gloves of garlic, a couple bay leaves, some pepper corns and fill with cold fresh water, bring to boil and boil for 2 hours, let it cool down a bit, transfer to a large bowl via a sieve. Rinse out cooking pot, throw away bones ect, transfer back to big pot again via sieve and leave overnight to cool. Carefully remove as much of the fat from the top as you can using a big spoon or a ladle. Start to reheat, you can add some left over turkey to the pot if you like or leave it as just liquid. Bring to boil, simmer for 5 minutes and serve with fresh bread. Full of flavour.
Happy Christmas and a happy new year :-)
Friendly reminder Double check your recycling/rubbish collection dates. In my area the collection days change around the Christmas holidays. Have a great Christmas/new year.
Only 2 chocolates to go....
I think I've upset the reward bot !!! Untill 4 days ago I would always have a notification or 2 when I logged into read.cash. Not anymore :-( I don't know why but the friendly little robot seems to be ignoring me now, insert another sad face. Oh well, it's been that kinda week. Twitter suspended my 12 year old account because I called a guy who posted quite a obvious racist tweet, a twat. Twitter support says I've been using multiple accounts for abuse. Hmmm I do have another account created years at when I forgot the password which has not been logged into for around 2 years probably longer. Fuck twitter. Come back Mr robot, like my articles again, even if they are rubbish. It's Christmas.
A apology from the uk On behalf of my country ( England ( I know it's not your fault Scotland/Ireland/Wales)) I would like to apologize for the absolute fuck up that has been the UK's response to covid. It seems the UK may have been responsible for the breakout of the new variant. It's hardly surprising with our ridiculously high number of cases that a mutation could happen here. We do seem to suffer a rather high % of fuckwits who still think it's all a scam by bill gates to stick a microchip in their dumb asses. Led by agitators out for fame regardless of the huge death toll. I'm not sure how we can fix this problem long term apart from let Darwinism take its course on the current batch of idiots and improve education to prevent future outbreaks of flat earth conspiracy bullshit. Please take pity on us, we let the nationalist gammons win a vote to totally fuck us in the ass. Brextit. And the future of the UK is not looking good. The majority of us know what a shit show we have become and it may take time but we hope that at some stage in the future we can be a productive member of the world community once again.
Best thing to spend .05 bch on ? Just been thinking I haven't actually spent any bch in ages. Who's got some suggestions on what I could buy online with .05 bch. ( Ideally in the UK as I'm in the UK)
A Christmas story Long ago in once apon a time, there was a evil Elvis ( like elves but have a tendency to sing and jiggle their hips at excited teenage girls) the Elvis had a masterplan to destroy Christmas once and for all, he was sick of working in Santa's toy worship making etchosketchers. Next year he would be rich and laying on a sun lounger rather than freezing his nipples off stuck in Santa's workshop, that mean old Santa won't even turn the heating up. So the night before Christmas the young Elvis put in action his evil plan. Sneaking into Santa's sack he took out all the toys and listed them cheaply on eBay. In no time at all 90% of the world's Childrens toys had been snapped up by bargain hunters on the famous selling site and Elvis had 6.8 million in his paypal. The sneaky Elvis booked himself a flight to las Vegas and packed his bag. He sneaked out and got a taxi to the airport where he sunk beers and chatted up the human ladies, they loved the cheeky little Elvis, if he had more time the naughty Elvis thought he could probably have had a quicky in the airport toilets with the drunk blonde one. After a long flight the excited Elvis landed in Vegas he got a taxi to the strip and booked himself in to the luxor ( he had once been bored and spent 6 hours in the Lego brick section of Santa's toy factory building a Lego pyrimid so had always wanted to stay in one). As it was his first day he thought he would do a bit of sightseeing so set of down the street walking merrily along when all of a sudden he got hit by a mini bus full of Vegas showgirls. The scantily clad ladies all rushed to help the injured Elvis but alas it was to late, his injuries were sever and taking his last breaths he thought back to Santa's workshop and wished he had stayed there. The end.
Is uncensorable always a good thing ? A serious article rather than the usual bollox I post. Say someone really wanted to fuck you off. I create a totally anon memo account and falsely accuse Mr X of being a pedo sex offender. This accusation gets stuck on the Blockchain and can not be removed. It's complete lies but for ever there is a unremovable statement accusing someone of some fucking dreadful crime. I don't think you could even attach a second statement to mark the first statement as false. It's just a thought but uncensorable may not always be great if what is being written is deliberately wrong and written with the intent of harming another person or business.
Make every month Christmas Love Christmas ? Then enjoy every month like it December by reusing your advent calendar. On New year's Eve carefully hide a tiny gift behind each door and gently close the door. Then on the first of January you can pretend it's the run up to Christmas be all over again ! This handy trick can be reused over and over again, all the way up to December when if by magic, new advent calendars will be available :-)
New year resolutions In 1994 I made a new years resolution to never ever be tied down to a ridiculous decision I made while out drunk on New year's Eve. Best New year's Eve resolution ever.
A Christmas fairy tale in pictures. 🎄🎅♥️🤶🎄
Ho ho ho Merry Christmas 🎄🎄🎄
Christmas jumpers, A sign you have to much money ? Personally If I'm buying a item of clothing I want to be able to wear it for more then 2 weeks in December.
Christmas tree is up Got the box out the loft (it's a fake tree) have had it for probably 10 years now and it's starting to show its age but was a real good one and as far as fake Christmas trees go, you do get what you pay for ( pro tip though, buy it in January :-) Have a happy Christmas read dudes.
Top tip for Christmas tree lights If you find your Christmas tree lights all in a tangle, Just go buy another set.
Start planning now make summer 21 the best ever Summer 21, summer 21, it's going to be freaking awesome, after the shitfest that was 2020 I'm going to do everything i can to make next summer the best summer :-) It helps that I'm part of a group that organises a annual festival ( that we had to cancel this year) . Last time we met it wasn't looking good for 2021 either but recent news about vaccines may be the news we need to commit to start booking in acts. What I'm saying is I truly believe summer 2021 is going to be the next summer of love, I'm naming it "summer 21" it's going to go down in history as the summer everyone had a absolutely great time, met up with old friends they not seen because of covid19 it's going to be awesome. Start making plans now, arrange road trips with friends, if you older like me, arrange with old friends to all meet up 1 weekend in your old home town, relive the crazy days, have a mad one ! If covid taught us anything it's life is short, covid could have been much much much more deadly. Make memories next year, I'm making a commitment to have a good time when this covid all over, how about you ?
Looking forward to next summer 2020 sucked. I don't think the start of 2021 going to be much better though. So I'm setting my sights on next summer. It's going to be the best summer ever. It's going to start in April peak in June July August and still in September people will be happy. After such a shitty year I'm going to pledge to make summer 2021 mental :-) I'm calling it now , summer 2021 will be the summer of love that people will be talking about for decades to come Bring it on :-)
Not split And I don't know if I'll even bother. I dunno, seems like a big hassle and is anyone still buying the other side of the fork ? Fair play to those that been on the ball and split early and managed to convert their airdropped coin to cash or BCH. Think I'll just carry on as normal and pretend this silly fork never happened. Sure I may potentially lose some free BCH I could have bought by splitting but ah man, I really can't be arsed.
Who is topping up read? It's up back over 210k USD , yet the random rewarder guy who is my best mate ever, I mean what a guy, never even met the dude but each day I log into read.cash and he liked my article, even when really it's a load of old rubbish, the dude pops along and tips me a couple cents worth, what a guy. So yeah, how come his fund keeps going up while he keeps giving the plebs like me free BCH ?? I'm sure it was down to like 180k and then boom, it back to over 210k
Wacky racer 2020 It's a struggle to explain how I plan to run wacky racer 2020 using the limited number of characters on memo/member so I think I'll try do it here. So the "race" will last 3 days with 2 "updates" per night. I hope to do these at 7pm GMT and 8pm GMT. The scores will be calculated by using the transaction number of the "update" comment that will be made in each contestants branch of the wacky racer 2020 post at the allotted time (7/8 pm). The score will be the first decimal number that appears in the tx number of the update comment. The winner will be the person with the highest score after the 6th and final "update" score has been added to their total. Hopefully it will work, it's just a bit of fun and trying to add some half decent content which I think member/memo needs right now.
The great reset If you believe this bollocks then I suggest it your brain that could possibly do with a reset. I'm sure I'm not the only one who has noticed a pattern with all this shite. At the top, who knows? I would suggest russian intelligence? Controls huge numbers of bots networked together with AI to launch and promote direction of "thought" Then there the people who see it as a new trend, a emerging market to exploit, so become early figure heads and influencers. Then come the balls deep fanatics, totally sold and so far in that it has become "life" to them. Their social networks include friends and family and now having expressed their views they have become trapped into continued support because turning back now is a admission they were wrong. This is deliberate and why the emphasis on "don't be a sheep" and "I've done my research" is vital to the conspiracy cults continuation. These soldiers tend not to be that academic but this is their chance to prove they smarter then people thought, they in fact cleverer then those that put them down as stupid. Once a digital warrior has expressed the sheep mantra, there really is no way they can come back without admitting they were totally wrong and fooled, and humans hate to admit they were wrong and foolish. Bottom of the pile is those skirting on the edge of the conspiracy theory, mostly because it's more interesting than the boring truth. The danger is as they "like" the conspiracy content they become more and more exposed to it, they may start to follow a influencer who's followers will echo the opinion, they may be encouraged to follow each other ever increasing the pro conspiracy noise in that person's social media making it appear for more popular a opinion than it is, untill ultimately they too find they are arguing with friends and family over their new found religion. What's the solution to this very modern phenomenon ? I think the free for all, say what you want from a almost anonymous account on popular social media platforms is going to have to self regulate or be regulated. I think there will always be space for smaller uncensored platforms to be open to unregulated views but large social media or indeed those that want to be a good place for honest debate on facts are going to have to come up with a way to remove misinformation quickly. Better AI to remove bots and tackle multiple accounts promoting coordinated messages will be needed as well as a improved report system that can remove fake shit but not be abused to target real people for bans. Wow, this turned into a bit of a long post !! Going to give up now, But, remember, don't be a mug, it may seem like fun, it may seem interesting but this bullshit anti vax, reset, covid not real bullshit is actually very dangerous and the real truth of it all is people are dying, stop being a fucking dick and be responsible not just for yourself, but your family, your neighbors, the townsfolk, your fellow countryman.