One of the proverb my grandpa told me before he died is this👇*
*"WHEN THE WEATHER IS COLD NO WOMAN IS UGLY"*
*RIP Grandpa
*Ladies, not every dude in church is a potential husband material ooooo. Church is like a hospital, some are responding to treatment while some are not.*
So choose wisely.
*Guys and their formats. He will be like, that Chair is not good enough. Come and sit on the bed my sister.*
My dear just open door and gallop.
*Posting her on social media everyday won't scare us. We have entered toilets written Ladies only.*
We no dey fear anything.
*According to bestnoah Research Institute, zebras are donkeys, they're just wearing Juventus jersey.*
Did you know that?
*Most ladies don't want boyfriend or husband material, they just want a handsome, intelligent, sexy and obedient robot that vomits money.*
Let's start the argument, am ready.
*My pain is not that she didn't allow me touch her, my pain is that I ate almost 200 onions and she was busy eating the meat in the suya.*
Just leave me let me cry.
In every lady's inbox, there is always one guy that chats with himself, he says "hello" today and reply himself "hi" tomorrow
Dear Guys, please stop making promises to ladies during sex.
Naso my friend take owe Joy & Veronica 2 Range Rover and 2 plots of land in legon.
Hilarious Quotes
1. Dating two short ladies isn't cheating, because 1/2 + 1/2 is equal to 1.
2. If your wife's parents and relative dance too much on your wedding day, just know that she have a child somewhere which you don't know about.
3. In africa the only warning they take serious is "Low Battery"
4. My sister, if the only time he comes to see you is in the night, then know you're dating a mosquito.
5. If you see a married man online at 2am. Please don't text him, its his wife doing patrol at that time.
6. How can a man without an international passport tell you that you are the most beautiful girl in the world and you believe him, where in this world has he ever been to?
7. Nobody have the lowest voice than a man who is asking for a girl's number in a taxi.
8. when a beautiful lady lacks brains it's her private part that suffer the most.
9. If you find yourself attracted to school girls, then buy your wife a school uniform.
10. While your mother is praying for you to live long on earth, you are in your boyfriend's room shouting "baby kill me". Please stop confusing God.
11. No body can walk faster than a man escorting an ugly woman early in the morning.
12. Marrying a teachers is fun, but l pity women who are married to them because when washing their clothes, you will only find pieces of chalk and list of noise makers and late comers instead of money.
13. When a stingy man is looking for a wife, any girl who ask him for money is not a wife material.
14. It's only in South Africa where an illiterate villager thinks that a qualified medical Doctor from another African country is the reason for his or her unemployment.
15. When your clothes are made of cassava leaves, make sure you don't carry a goat as a friend.
16. Girls are like mangoes when you're waiting for them to ripe, other men are busy eating them raw with salt.
17. The total number of prophets in Nigeria has outnumbered the number of prophets found both in new and old testament.
18. If you cannot support your girlfriend financially, let her cheat in peace, my brother you can't be broke and wicked at same time.
19. Africans have the longest period of s£x, which is 30 minutes. But the first 29 minutes are used for begging and then the remaining 1 is for the real show.
20. It takes a man ten seconds to remove clothes from a lady which took her 2hrs to dress.
21. If you are taking your girlfriend out and she brings her friends along, just take them straight to church and register all of them for deliverance.
22. If money grow on trees woman will not mined dating monkeys.
24. Africans have no time to rest, even after death, they still work as ancestors.
25. Don't play with someone who bleeds fo
27. Marrying a beautiful wife is like planting a corn by the road side.
28. Sleeping without money in your pocket is very risky, what if you enter a taxi in your dream?
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