Frustrated

Seems I woke up on the thin side (not wrong side 🙄) of the bed today.

It started with The Dad and wife calling a family meeting on my head, they tabled my matter like some food... I thought that was it until a neighbour came around and small time laidis, she too started on this same matter, it was as if she overheard the discussion earlier and decided to add her own quota... As if all that wasn't enough, I went to see a friend, he too was about to start his own too, on this same matter, I had to shut him up 😏

Is it my fault that I'm not fat, or is it an offence to be slim in this life??? Ha! 🤦🏻‍♀️