"I finally watched The Social Network tonight. Let me sum it up."
Some closeted homosexual twins and a Latino kid at Harvard copied the idea of Friendster and Myspace only they weren’t going to let anyone outside of their college join. Because they were stupid and lazy, they gave the idea to a virgin/computer nerd named Mark, but believed that they were coercing him into doing their work for them because they thought he wanted to be in their cool kid club.
Mark, being neither stupid nor lazy, stole their copied idea and used his closeted bi-sexual friends’ money to launch the Friendster/Myspace ripoff, however he quickly let kids from other colleges in because Harvard students are fucking lame.
Then the drug addict/statutory rapist that got sued by Metallica let Mark be his friend, thus finally fulfilling Mark’s desire to be a cool kid, for which Mark gave him like a billion dollars which was only a fraction of what they screwed the bi-sexual kid out of.
In the end everybody got rich suing Mark but he didn’t really care because he wears flip flops and uses sarcasm in an attempt to distract us from the fact that he has a face that couldn’t get near a vagina unless he had billions of dollars.
Great movie.