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*One Ghana lady asked me... Why do Nigerians like saying "sorry" before asking a question.* *Like 'sorry' please what's the time??.... 'sorry' is this the line*?? *I answered her, every body in this country is angry* ...... *So u have to apologise for their anger in advance before making an enquiry* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

It's In Your Hands. There's once live a man and his son. One day, he caught a butterfly and put it in the hands of his son and told him to close it. Then, he asked his son, "is the butterfly dead or alive??" Then, the boy answered, "I don't know". Then, his father told him, "the life of the butterfly is in your hands to either kill or leave alive". So, therefore your life is in your hands to do as you please. Quote of the Day: If life gives you a lemon, then make lemonade out of it...

Differences Between Content Writing and Copywriting *1. The purpose:* Copy is written with the purpose of creating a sale while content is written with the purpose of creating engagement. *2. The Direction:* Copy guides you on buying/purchasing experience while content is very multidirectional. *3. The Goal:* The goal of copy is to increase conversion and in turn raise revenue while the goal of content is to get more attention basically.

National Pledge!!! In NIGERIA everyone has his/her line in our National Pledge. Pls know which line you belong to; 1. I pledge to Nigeria my country. (This line is for those in authority - President, Vice President, Senate President, Speaker, Governors, Ministers, Perm-Secs, Service Chiefs, DGs, etc) 2. To be faithful loyal and honest. (This line is for Imams, Pastors and their likes) 3. To serve Nigeria with all my strength (This line is for Civil Servants, Enterprenuers, Lawyers, Doctors, Nurses, Engineers, etc) 4. To defend her unity and uphold her honour & glory . (This line is for security personnels - Soldiers, Police, DSS, Immigration, etc) 5 SO HELP ME GOD. (This line is for the Masses)

Stupid Heart... (A Poem) Hey you! A holy lover knocking at your doorstep Ready to replace the red oil that fumes with anger To a colourless one that breed love and peace . Yet, your rejected his plea, Shutting down like an abandoned gadget, Saying the red oil was all you got And to hell you binded him like the devil. Yes, you stupid! You were thirsty and felt you could die, Shoving selfishness down your throat and greediness as garment You called the holy man, seeking for water in abundance You gulp and gulp, with selfishness brimming with gladness And greediness glistening under sun Then . . . You collapsed and D.. die Water is poisonous to the heart that feast on red You just took POISON. Tenaj Art- the matter of the heART 🌹 💐

Remember These Advice (Final Part). 7:Keep your circle small, keep only friends that have senses and can affect your life positively. 8:Above all things, have the fear of God, have integrity, be prayerful and don’t be lazy. 9:Planning is the key, if you fail to plan, you plan to FAIL. 10: Don't do more than your budget this year, there is no award given to best family that wore an expensive cloth for the year🤷🏻‍♂. 11: Don't be in competition with anyone. The purpose of shoes and clothes are to cover our nakedness, make us smart and good. 12: Mr A or B has a Rolls Royce, Bentley and latest Range Rover and you think you can have same because they are younger than you, hmmm, my people, check your fingers and see that they are not equal ooo. Read the story of David and his brothers in the Bible and you will discover that Jehovah do not bless because of age or growth. 13: Be happy that your younger brother or friends that are younger than you are rich. Bless and pray for them and Jehovah will use either of them or outsiders to bless you too. Reflect on these my people🙏🙏🙏

Remember These Words Of Advice!!! 1: Put your kids in schools you can afford because expensive schools don't guarantee good results. Just ensure they attend a good affordable school 2: Rent apartments you can pay for conveniently. Don’t live in a house you struggle to pay yearly. If your 1 or 2 month salary or biz profit can't pay for your accommodation,the that accommodation is not for your level. 3: Let’s plan our lives and live within our means. Save more and spend less and Invest wisely. Never invest in something that will make you rich overnight. No seed grows to a tree overnight and provide fruits, not even tomatoes 🍅. 4: Some women buy food for their children every morning before going to school or even for the whole family, do you know it’s cheaper to cook at home? 5: Don’t copy your neighbor’s lifestyle, she earns well and her husband is a ‘big man. 6:Don’t follow trends; wear clean well-ironed clothes and keep your hair neat. You would still look good. Stay tuned as we conclude this topic..

2020 Is A Strange Year 1. Liverpool won EPL after 30yrs 😆😆 2. Balon d or was canceled for the first time 😡😡 3. Immobile from nowhere won golden boot 😕😕 4. Messi leaving Barcelona 😭😭 5. Farmers league team dominated Europe😱😱 6. Man utd became the first team to lost 3 semi finals in a season 😳😳 7. 8-2🙆🙆 8. UCL and Europa quarter and semi finals were one legged game 😱😱 9. Man utd broke the record of most penalty won in a single season 🙆🙆 10. Football was played without fans 😢😢

*Ancient Laws That Never Fail.* *How I wish we can write down these and paste them by our bed sides to memorize, n check our lives regularly!* *-To be rich - Give.* *-To succeed - Serve.* *-To laugh - Make someone laugh.* *-To prosper - Be honest.* *-To excel - Be faithful.* *-To go far - Get up early.* *-To change someone - Change* *yourself.* *-To be great - Be disciplined* *-To be strong - Pray often.* *-To do a lot - Speak little.* *-To be fruitful - Praise God.* *-To live well - Forgive.* *-To talk well - Bind anger.* *-To sleep well - Work hard.* *-To be loved - Love.* *-To be a good husband - Listen to her.* *-To be a woman - Submit yourself.* *-To be respected - Be polite.* *-To bind Satan - Sanctify yourself.* *-To grow in faith - Meditate on the word of God always.* *None of these has ever failed!* *Give it a trial.

Treasure Treasure your treasure when you still possess it, 'cos if you don't. Those who see your treasure as a treasure, And wish to possess such treasure will hijack your treasure from you to treasure, In a way you've never treasured. Then you'll see it as a treasure beyond all measure. You'll wish to possess it as a treasure , But it'll already ben someone else treasured treasure. No longer your untreasured treasure Treasure your treasure while it is still your TREASURE.

My First Experience With Nails-Part 3 (The Final Part) Funny enough! A small boy was there watching my predicament. Nails started fighting with nails. I guess one of them get jealous of the other. One probably jealous that other gets to sleep and eat with me. While other nails were jealous that those ones get to stay forever with an handsome portrait; no work for them and they get to remain hanged and cherish forever. Who was I kidding! They were both draining my energy and due to this fight one of my fixed nails removed, now making the rest look awful. I looked up and caught the boy's eyes staring at me, I've not been that embarrassed in a long time😢. The nails were slippery to fix and drill... To cut the long story short, naso I carry four nails come home. If you are good with nails you will understand that the beauty of one is the beauty of the rest and when one is away, the rest are far from beautiful. I intentionally skipped the part where I defecated because you get the idea already🌚😩. Though, it has some specs to it's goodness like being able to scratch my back appropriately, producing a nice sound when it touch a gadget, easy to play with when thinking or bored and lastly being able to appreciate the feminine side of you since it makes you carry and do things carefully. Now I'm left with three nails and I have endured for about three days now, which to me is a challenge that I'm conquering😎 If I'm to employ a female based on swift hand movement and hand picking precision, I would ask if they have ever fixed nails before and if they say yes, I'll ask about there challenges. I guess that is a good testing instrument for the work criteria. Those people would surely be able to adapt to any situation in order to reach a goal😁. I salute you all! If you enjoy my story and wish I could continue to share things like this. Kindly tell me, you know we all need a little encouragement to set the car moving. The Experience of OLUWAJUWONLO-CEO of Tenaj Art.👩🏽‍🎨

My First Experience With Nails-Part 2 It took all the patience and endurance in me not to uproot each nails away. Anyways, I conquered with me pressing most of the button with my right fingers. I thanked my stars for yielding to the early call of not fixing whole fingers YET🌚 Though I was 7 minutes late for submission and the panels pardoned me. It was time for chores and I cringed at how I will get things done. I started washing plates and the battle between my nails and the sponge was greater than the one between the sponge and the slippery plates🥺. Lifting a bowl up became a problem since there are processes to do that, that I wasn't aware of. By the time I was done with plate, my energy level was zero to nothing. Don't ask me, I just conquered a war😟 Cooking was easier compared to washing plates. Though I had my challenges with lifting things up to pour. It was time to have my bath and since sponge was involve it was another war but my right hand was there to partially save me.. another episode of spongeNails. This was where it got interesting, time to slay it to where I would make delivery💃🏽 I selectively picked the clothes to wear, the shoe to match(don't mind me, it's my usual wear jare) and I told myself that it would worth it. I will jump the part of my putting on my clothes with nails.. I would skip the part of me putting on my clothes since the nails won't stop pinching the soft materials. I went out to texture the drawing first and I must say I felt like a drag queen with my confidence above my belly button👸🏽. I bought the frame too and branched at a stall to compute the frame and drawing together (I have no extra cash to pay for them to fix when it's something I can do ~~~easily~~~). I brought all the instrument out from my big bag (the nails, hook, tapes, board, screwdriver etc. Then I realized that the spongeNails fight was just a preamble to the one on ground.😢

My Experience With Nails-Part 1 Alright... I really admire people with long nails, it looks neat and feminine, so I decided to try it out and this is my tale. The first day I conceived the idea and considering it's not that expensive. So I decided to give it a chance. Since I'm not the type that would dip my cold sensitive legs to the water immediately, so I collected a nail from my sis and fix only the last finger on my left hand. I felt really uncomfortable at first but my sister pacify me that it's because it's my first time. Long story cut short, the nail was cut short during my deep morning reflection. I guess I used it to think! 😹 I trimmed it with my teeth and I praised myself for my sharp teeth. Remember not to fight with me because... 👆🏼 I had to remove it after two days because of the trouble experienced as a result of its unevenness. Those who know me could testify to my curiosity and attraction to new things. I wasn't satisfy yet since it wasn't full fingers. So... Few days later, I carry my feet go market and con buy the pack. E no dey expensive sef😎. I con collect super glue and my slaying spirit dey rise. Naso night reach, I fix my left hand fingers and started feeling myself. I wan fix my other hand but one spirit dey wan me seriously say make I no try am. The spirit won and naso I fix only one hand. At least I fit fix the rest later if yawa no gas. I no know say my cane dey for front😩.