Forgetful Husband - #1 Funny Short Story

Wife: Where is the milk?

Husband: Milk! Did you inform me to carry Milk?

Wife: No.

Husband: Then?

Wife: I wrote it on a paper and that paper remains pasted in your sleeve. Did you even read the paper?

(Looks at it)

Husband: OK. God I forgot about it.

Wife: Right! And also you did not forget to carry Beer.

Husband: Yes. So?

Wife: I did not even inform you to carry beer.

Husband: See I remembered something.

Wife: And you also offered chips, dvds and allowed me to see a brand new golfing cap.

Husband: Yes.

Wife: How did you now no longer forget all of this?

Husband: I am not sure.

Wife: Let me inform you, you in no way forget something that is essential for you.

Husband: Not like that.

Wife: You FORGOT my mother at the zoo.

Husband: Once I entered the zoo I couldn't discern out your Mom from the opposite animals.

Wife: What?

Husband:  I advised her now no longer to put on that hat with colorful feathers. I even advised her now no longer to transport very near or hard the  cages due to the fact a person may shoot her wondering if a wild animal is attempting to escape.

Wife: So whilst my Mom changed into walking once you shouting your name , you concept it is a bird or something.

Husband: No, I forgot my name.

Wife: Reasons and reasons. This can not continue. You want to be responsible.

Husband: For your Mom.

Wife: No in your forgetfulness.

Husband: It isn't that I even have control.

Wife: Ok! But why did not you forget your mom any where.

Husband: I do not know.

Wife: Let me inform you she is your mom and she is essential for you.

Husband: Ok. She additionally does not depart my hand.

Wife: Ok. You in no way forgot your mother and father's birthday however constantly forgot my birthday. How is that?

Husband: Because each has been born on Christmass and I changed into raised as a staunch Christian.

Wife: You in no way forget to visit and play golf.

Husband: My pal calls me up.

Wife: You in no way forget to look at your favorite TV show.

Husband: Because it comes at the same time each day.

Wife: Ok and also you in no way forget the call of the favorite dish in the restaurant.

Husband: Yes due to the fact I was consuming the equal on account that I changed into a kid.

Wife: But you forgot to drain the trash, do the dishes and feed the cat.

Husband: I see the cat sitting at the trash and licking the dishes and so I do not need to disturb the cat.

Wife: Why?

Husband: You do not need an indignant cat in the house. And after seeing it licking the dishes I do not need to overfeed it.

Wife: Goodness!! Look at your excuses. Ok. I need the trash and dishes to be sorted regardless of the cat.

Husband: You have to be thankful this is best due to my forgetfullness we've got a son today.

Wife: (Smiling) Stop it.

Husband: Stella , shall we cross upstairs.

Wife: Stella is the name of the cat. My name is .. anyhow let's go.