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No woman cares. It's just a joke.

One day a fisherman took a big fish to the royal court.

Rajamshai was very happy to see the fish because fish was his favorite food.

For this Rajamshai was happy and gave Rs. 500 / - to the fisherman.

Meanwhile, the queen sitting next to him whispered to the king

If you pay 500 rupees for this little fish ....?

I was happy to give him 80 / - to 100 / - rupees.

Ask him to return the fish and pay the rupee ... !!

Rajamshai said: Say the same queen! It is impossible to move what the kings say and it is a matter of the honor of the kings.

The queen said:

I am giving you an intellect which, if applied, will not harm your honor. The fisherman will also return the rupee with the fish.

Rajamshai said: What is the intellect?

The queen said: Call the fisherman and say, is your fish male or female?

If the fisherman says fish is male then you will say my wife will need fish and if the fisherman says fish is female then you will say my male will need fish!

Therefore, the fisherman will then be forced to take back the fish!

The king was pleased with the queen's intellect and called the fisherman and asked:

What kind of fish do you have? Male or female?

The prisoner was startled and said after thinking for a while

Jahapana, my fish is neither male nor female! My fish is hijra!

This time there was a roll of laughter in the royal court, the queen also covered her face with the hem of her sari and smiled!

The king was pleased to see the prudence of the prisoner and gave him another 500 rupees.

The jailer is happy and is going out with a total of Rs. 1000 / - in a bag. Five rupees from Potla as soon as you go in front of the main gate of Rajmahal

Fell to the ground.

The fisherman is picking it up and kissing it, putting it on his forehead.

Meanwhile, the queen is furious when she sees it.

The queen said: Jahapana, why is this prisoner so greedy? Only five rupees have fallen from 1000 / - rupees. The jail is not tolerating it. Yawn! You punish him!

The king also thought, it is true that only 5 / - rupees have fallen, how many poor people would come and go through the gate and they would either get lazy.

Rajamshai called the fisherman and said: This greedy fisherman? Why are you so greedy? I have given you so much money, if you can't handle the greed of only 5 / - rupees? Pick it up and kiss it? You will be severely punished.

The fisherman said: Yahapana! But I did not pick up the rupee and kiss it due to greed. The names of my Rajamshai and Rani Ma are written on the rupee,

So I thought, if the rupee falls on the ground, maybe some other person will crush it with his feet and my king and queen will lose their honor. So I picked up the rupee and kissed it and rested it on my forehead.

This time Rajamshai was more happy and gave another Rs. 1000 / - to the fisherman. He left the jail with a total of Rs. 2000 / -.

And the king said to the announcer, Declare in the whole kingdom that no one should go to his wife's mind.

And also tell me that if the wife's intellect works, there will be a loss of Rs. 2000 / - instead of Rs. 500 / - !!

-Collected

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What a funny compilation of jokes you have up there. I have laughed out my soul already. Thanks for sharing.

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