A little smile refreshes the mind in an atmosphere of fear. _ * Jokes of a sentence * _

Written by * (Mushtaq Ahmad Yousifi - late) *

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* Not every man is as bad as his wife thinks he is and not as good as his mother thinks he is.

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* Not every woman is as bad as seen in passport and ID card photos and not as good as seen on Facebook and WhatsApp.

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* Nowadays, looking at soap advertisements, it is not clear whether they have to eat or take a bath with them.

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* Diabetes has increased so much that people have stopped eating and drinking sweets.

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* Most couples truly love each other and "the truth is always bitter".

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* If we lost weight by eating salad, not a single buffalo would be fat.

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Of course, sadness, circumstances and beauty parlors change a person.

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* Some women don't remember anything. They must remember that one of our plates went to her. One plate went to her. She hasn't returned yet.

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* Thankfully, husbands are usually beautiful, otherwise think how much the cost of a beauty parlor would cost two people in this inflation.

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* People don't know how to live a perfect life. In our breakfast, sometimes pratha ends first and sometimes egg.

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* We are the only Pakistani nation that says brother give a cool cold drink.

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* According to a new study, comfort only occurs in a home where there is more than one charger.

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* The wife who forgives all the mistakes of her husband is found only in the last episode of the play.

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* A good wife is one who forgives her husband by mistake -

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* Nowadays, if you ask young children for any work, they will say, "Then you will give me a mobile phone, won't you?"

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* In Pakistan, a car can boil with a can of ghee, but not real ghee.

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Ninety-nine percent of Pakistanis love to know the middle ground.

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* We have compiled a list of all the shopkeepers who said that the loan is closed until Imran Khan becomes the Prime Minister.

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Whether it is an ambulance or a paramedic, both of them should be given a quick start as both of them are going to fight the battle of life.

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* Only ninety-nine percent of all aunts are infamous.

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* What a strange world, where women don't get tired of complaining about other women while men don't get tired of praising other women, men are really great.

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* In the old days when someone used to sit alone and laugh, people used to say that there is a shadow of a ghost on it and today if someone sits alone and laughs, they say send me too.

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