You could miss it

Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.”

“The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that still carries any reward.”

“Life is hard; it’s harder if you’re stupid.”

“If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.”

“Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed.

“The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large.”