In England once there carried on a major
Also, brilliantly smart pig.
To everyone it was plain
That Piggy had an enormous mind.
He worked out totals inside his head,
There was no book he hadn't read.
He comprehended what made a plane fly,
He knew how motors functioned and why.
He knew this, however at long last
One inquiry drove him round the twist:
He just couldn't figure out
What LIFE was actually about.
What was the explanation behind his introduction to the world?
For what reason would he say he was set upon this world?
His monster cerebrum went all around.
Too bad, no answer could be found.
Till unexpectedly one wondrous night.
All instantly he saw the light.
He hopped up like a ballet performer
Furthermore, hollered, 'By gum, I have the appropriate response! '
'They need my bacon cut by cut
'To sell at an enormous cost!
'They need my delicate delicious cleaves
'To place in all the butcher's shops!
'They need my pork to make a meal
'Furthermore, that is the part'll cost the most!
'They need my frankfurters in strings!
'They even need my chitterlings!
'The butcher's shop! The cutting blade!
'That is the purpose behind my life! '
Such musings as these are not planned
To give a pig extraordinary genuine feelings of serenity.
Next morning, in comes Farmer Bland,
A bucket of pigswill in his grasp,
Furthermore, piggy with a powerful thunder,
Slams the rancher to the floor…
Presently comes the fairly shocking piece
So we should not make a lot of it,
Then again, actually you should comprehend
That Piggy ate Farmer Bland,
He gobbled him up from head to toe,
Biting the pieces quite moderate.
It took an hour to arrive at the feet,
Since there was such a great amount to eat,
Also, when he completed, Pig, obviously,
Felt positively no regret.
Gradually he scratched his brainy head
Also, with a little grin he stated,
'I had a genuinely ground-breaking hunch
'That he may have me for his lunch.
'Thus, since I dreaded the most noticeably awful,
'I thought I would do well to eat him first.'
