I am going to sell a bullet proof vest. If you use it you'll still catch a bullet but your death will be less painful.
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I am going to sell a bullet proof vest. If you use it you'll still catch a bullet but your death will be less painful.
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Haha, is that a joke? 😀
Not really. If you know how they sell vaccines it just a marketing pitch.
Aww yes, you got the correct comparison of it
No, no, no ..... you have it all wrong! First, you will make a bullet "deflecting" vest factory. These vests won't stop a bullet, but, as you say, "your death will be less painful." Then you will lobby, (bribe), your local government official to make the wearing of bullet deflecting vests mandatory. Because nobody should have a painful death! Then, when folks wearing your vests die painfully anyway, you blame this on "collateral damage" from the unvested, and demand that laws be passed to severely punish anyone not wearing a bullet deflecting vest. Accounts of tragic side effects from wearing these vests will be dismissed as crazy rumors. And you will use your vast profits from the sale of vests to retire to your own private island ..... where no one wears bullet deflecting vests!