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Hello everyone, I would like to ask something. If I edit an article (I need to correct some typos), would I lose the tips or the comments? Thank you in advance.
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@snapping.turtle in July 2021
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The Three Witches - Call for Help This article is an answer to @Just1dood 's SOS call My Neighbor - The 3 Witches https://read.cash/@Just1dood/my-neighbor-the-3-witches-d97d9d47 It took me a while to write this. I have a screaming two month old and a talkative seven years old to attend to. I'm just so happy I finished it somehow. Hello Dood, You might be disappointed on how I wrote this. I tried so hard to make it light-read, but it always turn to being heavy and serious. It…
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Bored Logos I ought to write the date here because "yesterday" would be confusing. So today is July 9, year 2021 and yesterday I finally made an avatar to be used here and in noise too. I already mentioned it in noise, I'm pretty proud of it. It's been for quite a while that I wanted to have one for myself. I wanted one that looked cute and playful. I actually searched some cute pngs in Google. But of course, this platform is all about original content. Unless not yours, you…
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What time is it? What time is it? The low rumbling in my tummy is a bit distracting. Why do you have to be so noisy in digesting the food? I think it is still early. Keep it down, will you? You might wake the bear. What time is it? It's still puzzling why it has to be that high. A teacher went to my house and showed me a paper saying that I have lapses on the taxes. Eleven thousand a month. Are you kidding me? That's almost half a month's worth of necessities. She showed me…
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Ahoy! I have a new sponsor! Thank you, thank you @@TengoLoTodo Lemme give you one big hugsies! Thank you again!
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Another big ahoy! Thank you so much @Bloghound for renewing my sponsorship. You are the best!
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I'm Not Here My head is elsewhere, it flew to the moon. Moon? It's still morning, how can there be a moon? And...how did your head fly? I can still see it. Tch! Can you please stop? I’m not here right now. But...I want to talk about something. You like books, right? What's your favorite? I don't have any favorites. But you like books. You have a favorite, you told me. It's the one with a horse and a wolf. Will you please stop? Look, I can see a portal. I think it leads to…
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Slow, Love, Slow Hah! Gotcha! What were you thinking, that's a title of a song. You don't believe me? Here, lemme give you a Youtube link. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6l4H689FtM This article is a response to the writing prompt of @meitanteikudo He wanted to know the latest tv series I've watched. We subscribed to Netflix just recently because my husband and I were eyeing an Asian movie that we later found out was not available in Asia. Ironic? I'm talking about A…
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What did I do to deserve your sponsorship? Thank you so much @Pantera for sponsoring this little turtle. Also, I'm one of youq silent reader ☺
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How To Write A Story Alright everyone. After much thinking and contemplating, I have decided to teach you on how to write a story. Why? Because...writer's block haha. But don't worry, this is very easy and it's going to be really quick. Just bear with me. First off, we need a weapon. Yup, pen and paper, that's our weapon. If you prefer to bring your tablet or smartphone, that would do too. Next, you buckle up. We are going to travel. But don't worry, no need for passports…
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Thank you, thank you @King_Gozie for sponsoring me. Thank you for liking my nonsense articles 😊
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Flowers For You Way back when I was young, I lived in a town where the sea was pristine. The air was warm and salty. The mountain was green. I love the sea. I agree with Yanni (Yiannis Chryssomallis) in one of his interviews that wherever you grew up, it is engraved to your bones. The sea was engraved to my bones. The soothing feeling of the water on your skin. The laughter of the people with you. That is how we are introduced to nature. Wherever I go, I always come back to…
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Notice me, senpai! Walangya ka! Nanghiram pa ako ng pera pambili ng bagong bestida. Pinansin mo kasi 'yong bagong damit ni Marissa. Kaya akala ko papansinin mo rin ako. Pink pa nga ang pinili ko, maraming bulaklak para makita mo agad. Pero ano? Kahit isang sulyap lang oh. Nag-Youtube pa ako ng tutorial kung pa'no maglagay ng lipstick. Ang ganda ko kaya. Proud pa nga ako dahil nagmukha akong tao. Kaso wala, bokya. Hindi mo man lang pinansin ang efforts ko. Alam mo bang hirap…
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The Water's Stuck The water's stuck. How come? A hippogriff is in the way, the water won't flow. Then shove it with a shovel. Make it fast, make it quick. It's been too long, I am worried sick. The water's stuck again. How come, how come? A banshee's screaming. Angry she's parched, but can't cease her wailing. Then splash her a pail, might as well drop her there. Oh, shoot, sorry, just splash her a pail. Is the banshee gone now? Can I have some now? It's been ages, I'm…
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I just read it now, I was busy the whole day. Thank you so much to @Eylz2021 for topping up your sponsorship. Thank you for loving my nonsense 😂😂
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Success and In Progress Good evening, ladies, and gentlemen. I'm here to present to you my successes in life. Although, thinking about it, I can't think of any. I think everything about me is all in progress. The cross stitch project that I started ten years ago is still in progress. Hey, it's twelve pages long and I'm halfway there. Yeah, excuses, excuses. A fiction story that I've been meaning to finish and planned to self-publish is still in progress. Hey, it's hard to…
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@Bloghound, you're the best! Thank you for the sponsorship payment 😭
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Free me, ye hear? Whoever ya bastard dumpin' me in here, I be smackin' ya good in the head. Ya hear me? Good in the head! Ya assumin' I be happy in here? That I be raisin' mah beer and shoutin' hi, ho, howdy, here? Can't even gettin' enough shut-eye. Them brutes chosin' no time kept bangin' on mah door. Why d'you give mah bro permit of six hours sleep? He be essential, I believe. His service on fixin’ swords be crucial to ‘em trigger happy rascals. Ye, I be awake all night…
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Ayayay! I accidentally pressed Mark All As Read. Now I have to dig, dig, and dig the articles I haven't read yet LOL. I wish there would be feature which list all the writers I subscribed to.
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My wee self have a new sponsor (lemme borrow that from Uncle Ed). Thank you @FarmGirl for sponsoring this little turtle. I am truly happy. The random torch is burning more brightly 😊
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Residues I have nothing in particular to say, I am just letting my fingers do their thing. Writing fiction is exhausting, I am just releasing some residues in there. It's making my voice very stiff. Anyway, I have these recurring dreams lately of me going to the airport, going to malls, going to the hospital. All of it, I was questioning why the people around were not wearing a mask. One dream in particular was when I was in a hospital. I think I was going for a checkup. I…
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It really made me smile like this 😊😊😊 Thank you, @MissJo for sponsoring a little turtle such as myself. Another motivation for me to spout a lot of randomness. Thank you, thank you.