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A Russian, a Frenchman, and an American once strayed from their guide and got lost in the desert. They had been walking for two days without food or water, and suddenly they saw a bottle of vodka lying there. They opened it, drank it, and then a genie flew out and said to them, "I've been sitting in this bottle for a thousand years. In gratitude, I will fulfill each of your wishes. The American says - take me to San Francisco, to my villa and open a bank account for 100 million dollars. Gene carried him away and came back. The Frenchman says - take me to France, to my vineyards and put 100 million euros in my bank account. The genie granted the Frenchman's wish and returned to the Russian. And he got drunk and said - listen, bring here a couple of cases of vodka and bring those two back! --- That was a Russian joke. Do you have jokes in your country? Share the funniest?
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a half truth and half joke :) here it is ... husband and wife went to the priest, we discovered that there three rings of marriage.. first the engagement ring ( before the wedding) , then the wedding ring (during the wedding) and the suffer-ing ( after the wedding) here is another one... why do couples cry during the wedding? because they realize their lives are over :)
The story is both funny and sad, depending on how one views married life :)
Haha, it is about us and our Goan friends🙂 although no one in their right mind wants to leave Goa😁
Oh, that's right, my love!
Haha, it's a nice joke. In my country, we have a lot, especially after the bad economic situation and the lack of electricity and fuel. We have a lot of funny jokes, but it's like a black comedy, funny and crying unfortunately.
Many people say that in their country people tell jokes, but no one here will tell you which ones :)
I'm going to share one with you now, and I'll tell you one tomorrow
The devil whispers to a Syrian citizen, he told him.. Get in your car and drive it crazy and go out with the girls and stay up late with them. The Syrian said I don’t have a car. He told him to open the TV and watch forbidden movies. He told him there is no electricity to turn on the TV. The devil said: Go to the bar and drink until you get drunk. The Syrian said I don't have a cola so I can drink whiskey and vodka. The devil said: Sell your house and play gambling for its price. The Syrian replied, “My house is rent.” The devil said, “Go and steal.” The Syrian said, “Everyone is poor. Who will I steal?” The devil said in anger, “Damn you and your life.” Mention the name of God to disappear, 😂 Even the devil couldn’t stand our lives
Funny anecdote! Yes, when you remember God, the devil is not afraid, no matter what tricks he pulls.