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The Types of Drunk People (entry #3)

Based on my personal experience and observation, I have seen different types of drunk **people.** **The sleepy head** sleeps anywhere he wants to in the midst of alcohol influence. He always find a place to sleep when he gets drunk. Lays down and sleeps in a corner like a **worm**. **The finger foodies.** Have you had a friend who loves to eat? Finger foods and appetizers are always present in drinking sessions. Sometimes this guy doesn't care about the drinks. He loves to drink and yes he's drunk and loves the food even more because "food is life!", leaving the plates blank for the others.  **The story-teller** is usually the one who has a lot to say. When this person gets to drink a lot**, people** tends to get attentive believing his realistic stories without any **perplex** thoughts**.**  **The cry baby** suddenly remembered his problems in the middle of the drinking session getting his friends' attention with**perplex** look on their faces. **The joker and the laughasauras**. The man with a natural joking skills turns a laughasauras (*is what we call a person who laughs easily*) into **ashes**. He jokes a lot due to intense alcohol effect and the person who easily laughs at his jokes dies of so much laughter or turn into a monster (it's an exaggeration) because he, too, is too drunk to handle his laughter. **The adviser** give his full **support** to the cry baby who keeps sobbing for almost an hour. He keeps comforting him as he **release** a great melancholy. **The linguist and the brainy**. They usually come together. They listen to the story teller a lot. They debate and know a lot of things after getting drunk. Different languages suddenly **release** in their minds. **The chain-smoker** smokes a lot because he can feel the alcohol taking over his body. They said smoking can somehow cut the effect of alcohol and lessens the drunkenness. But beware of who you get drunk with. Chain-smokers bring cigarettes with them and it is believed that smoke **ashes** sprinkled to your drink is like drug that loses your consciousness. That's what my friends told me but I don't know if it is true. **The entertainer** is usually the joker himself. Or he could be the one singing without passing the microphone to others. Also, this could apply to someone who is very quiet, simple and **charming** then suddenly stands up when the music beat drops as his body gets overwhelmed by alcohol. **The warshock** is simply the one who is always mad when drunk. This is the most dangerous type of drunk person. Most of the time he gets involved with any type of violence especially when gets no **support** from his friends. (timer alarmed at "3 minutes left I got distracted)

3 minutes left continuation: Which type of drunk person are you? Alcohol is good but take it in moderation. I wish to add more but I guess I'll just have to write a part two of this topic. Thanks for reading. (stopped timer elapsed 00:02)

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