@ddtpecko 12 January 2022 more from that month

CONDOM Condom -... it is a universal invention, useful in all situations. When camping, you can keep matches in it so that it doesn't get wet. In case you cut your arm, you can tighten it around your arm and stop the bleeding. In case you start drowning, you inflate it and with its help you float to the surface. If you fill it with water, you can carry fish from five shops in it or transfer water, and put out the fire with it. In short, a terribly practical thing that you can't do without ... And all these, completely logical reasons, which my friend Alex listed to his wife, when she found a condom in his coat, failed to help him get out. Đ.P. ******************************************************************************************* KONDOM Kondom -... to je univerzalni izum, koristan u svim situacijama. Na kampovanju možeš u njemu da držiš šibice da se ne ovlaže. U slučaju da posečeš ruku, možeš da ga stegneš, oko ruke, i zaustaviš krvarenje. U slučaju da počneš da se daviš, naduvaš ga i uz njegovu pomoć isplivaš na površinu. Ako ga napuniš vodom, možeš u njemu, da preneseš, ribice iz pet šop-a ili da preneseš vodu, i njom ugasiš vatru. Ukratko, strašno praktična stvar bez koje se ne može... I svi ti, potpuno logični razlozi, koje je nabrojao moj prijatelj Aleksa svojoj ženi, kada mu je našla kondom u kaputu, nisu uspeli da mu pomognu da se izvuče. Đ.P.