@d12321 20 November 2022 more from that month

joke A mortally tired husband comes home and says to his wife: - Dear, please serve dinner, and then I will rest - I am not for anyone! Ate, lies on the couch, watches TV. At this time, the phone rings. The wife picks up the phone. Wife: Hello! Yes. Yes. Husband at home... Husband: — I asked!!! Wife: - Calm down, dear, they are not calling you.