@chikspere13 3 June 2022 more from that month

The Story of Satan and the Two drunk Men Sweethearts ko, I'm going to sleep na but I have story for you ..bed time story! Lol! Once upon a time..joke! Juan and Pedro were best of friends. One night Juan invited Pedro to go to the beer house 😂! Off course Pedro love it too so they go to the beer house and drunk all night. They were so drunk that they even forget their names and their gender lol! Juan thought Pedro is a woman so Juan invited Pedro to his house and they ride on a motorbike and the speed? 280 😝! Because of overspeeding they met accident and died on the spot. Then, their souls immediately enter the kingdom of Satan 😂! Pedro: my friend where are we? This place looks fantastic! Juan: I don't know my friend but I saw many goats here and animals with horns. This is awesome . So many steak for the beer hahaha! Pedro: You're right! You saw that one sitting on the burning chair? Hehe! What a big deer! I'm sure its meat taste so good to grill. Juan: ( point Satan sitting) oh that one ! Yeah looking yummy deer boy. Come on let's hunt that one! It's the biggest! Pedro: yeah let's slaughter that one! (They ran to Satan like hungry beast and Satan try to escape but he can't, Satan was paralyzed and can't move. He cannot even command his guys to help him, and finally he speak) Satan: What do you want? My kingdom? Okay I'll give you my kingdom but don't try hurt me this is my hell Pedro: ( shocked) oh the goat is speaking? Juan: Nahh! It's a deer ! Satan: oh you two are drunk! And you like to slaughter me and make me into steak wtf! Pedro: (finally recognized Satan) oh my, sorry , just give us more beer and a chik or we will slice you into steak! Satan: (scream and order his men) I don't wanna see this two drunk men in my place. Get them and bring them back on earth! I can't imagine I have them here! They're more dangerous than us! At the hospital. Pedro's wife: you two are comatose for three days and I'm not happy you wake up! 😝 ✌️ I'm sorry, I just hear that story on our drunk neighbor! Goodnight, Chikky!