@bam94 28 December 2021 more from that month

Some good thinking... Guy is sitting in a bar. A beautiful woman walks in. She's a knock-out and he can't take his eyes off her. She notices him and smiles. She sashays over and sits beside him. She looks into his eyes and tells him, "For $200 I'll do anything you want." He's astounded. "Anything?!", he asks her. "Yes, _anything_!", she replies. He takes out his wallet and slaps $200 on the bar. "Here's $200. Paint my house!"