A resident from Stockholm goes to the country to hunt for ducks. When he sees a duck, he aims and shoots. But the bird falls on the farm of a farmer and he does not pull out the prey. "This is my bird," the town guy insists on his rightful prey. The farmer suggests that the dispute be settled with a kick in the abdomen, as is customary in the country. “Whoever screams less gets the bird.“ The city dweller agrees. The farmer takes out and lands a huge kick in the man's soft tissues. It breaks down and stays on the floor for 20 minutes. When he can get up again, he gasps: "Okay, now it's my turn."" No, "says the farmer as he leaves. "Here, take the duck." #Badjokes
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