@bam94 27 December 2021 more from that month

A magician is very happy because he has got a job on the Titanic. So he gets on the ship, and that night he does his act in front hundreds of people but doesn't get very far for his parrot keeps giving away the answers "It's under the table. It's up his sleelve. It's behind his back." The magician goes off the stage very depressed, and this happened again and again and again until one night, unfortunaly, the ship hit an ice-berg and sank! Luckily, the magician and his parrot escaped in a lifeboat. They sailed on and on for days without seeing anyone, and through all of this time, the parrot had a look of total confusion on his face and didn't utter a single word .The magician thought that the parrot must be sick of hunger, until one day when the parrot said: "O.K. I give up. Where have you hidden the stupid ship???!!!!"