@bam94 3 January 2022 more from that month

Ok, I know, there are too many "man walks into a bar" jokes. But this one made me smile :) Man walks into a bar and immediately notices two pieces of meat nailed to the ceiling. "What's with the meat?", he asks the barman. "Oh, that's just a little competition.", the barman explained. "If you can jump up and catch a piece of meat between your teeth, then you get a free drink.". "If you fail, however, you buy the whole bar a drink.". "Would you like to have a go?", the barman asked. "I don't think so", replied the man, "the steaks are too high."