@bam94 25 June 2021 more from that month

I am a big fan of bicycling, and this joke just made my day. So please enjoy the wordplay (I had to let it sink in for a few seconds before I got the pun, but when it hit me, I found it hillarious). Two pieces of tarmac go into a pub and boast to the barman about how hard they are, "We're motorway us." Then another piece of tarmac enters and the first two hide under a table. "What's wrong?" says the barman, "I thought you were really hard?" "We are," they say, "but he's a cycle path."