@Timmycole in February 2021

If you need a man to impregnate you, kindly inbox me. First 10 ladies will get a bonus of twins each🙏😎

Whoever deleted the 30th & 31st of february, can you also delete the 14th too!

Dating a slim girl is cool Not until you slap her ass and it will sound like screenshots 🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶

Can someone recommend a HEARTBREAK song for me💔💔 it's urgent. A sister has done it again 😭😭

"If I perish I perish", that's how I went broke and worst of all?, I didn't perish💔 I'm living my broke life!

Have you ever saw a movie and started shouting at the actor, idiot walk fast they are coming? 😂😂😂😂

The way girls speak while answering that particular call at night even the devil can't hear them...😁

Thanks for all the tips. I will keep on giving you the best here by putting up something to smile about all the time. I'm grateful to my subscribers and the entire noise.cash community

Diego Simeone: "I think next season if possible I would like to bring in Mesut Ozil and Zlatan Ibrahimovic to team up with Suarez upfront. We need these so called old and finished players. When we signed Suarez most of them complained about his age, and now they're singing different tunes. We are not the richest team, we don't have a big budget, but one thing for sure we know how to convince players to join us. They love the values of this club. Suarez got offers from other…

🗓️01.02.2016 | Manchester City announced that pep Guardiola would be the new head coach from the 2016/17 season! AND THE REST IS HISTORY #ManchesterCityFans

🚨🚨 Sergio Aguero is 𝘽𝘼𝘾𝙆. #ManchesterCityFans

Manchester City are prepared to sign a striker this summer (and Leo Messi). The club are ready to go ‘several steps further’ than they did in 2020 - when they identified some options, but did not push too firmly. [The Athletic] #ManchesterCityFans

Jose Mourinho was asked if Gareth Bale has been a disappointment this season 😬 🗣 "When we lose a match, we lose all together. We don’t lose because of one player, or one bad performance. "I don’t think it’s fair to answer to you to that question, especially now." #Sportstalk

Make I patronize you small 😎 You say boxers na 8k 🤨 How much is now my prick 😏? #Comedy

Many scammer are online now hoping to scam you. Send me 10k and I will tell you the step on how to avoid them 😅 #Comedy

Very small boobs X Thick Thighs Lucifer is that you trying to confuse me?🥺💛 #Comedy

If u got a crush on me tell me now before I spend my Valentine's money to play game🙄 #Comedy

I've decided to TINT my hair💃 Please suggest me a nice color and a new parent 🙂 #Comedy

👑: How many girls can proudly say I don't depend on make-up to look beautiful😌❤️👑 #Comedy

February will be filled with happiness. February will be filled with positivity. February will be filled with progress. February will be filled with opportunity. February will be filled with kindness. February will be filled with love 🦋

Most people won't check up on you until you're rich, know this and know peace.

When you love a person too much, You create a problem for yourself.

Don't be ashamed to promote ur business or hustle. The people you are shy of or trying to form for won't pay your numerous bills.

Stop watching other people's lives! Watch your weight, finances, relationship, dry skin, cracked heels Just get busy🙄🚶

If you see how your bae is telling another guy that she has no one else, My brother, you will just focus on the word of God😂🤣

If marriage certificate was to have an expiring date like the driving license... Would you renew yours when it eventually expired?

Niggas be thinking their life is LIT bcoz they drink and smoke everyday bro you dying.

When some girls take pics without makeup the caption would be 👇 "My sick face tho"

If JANUARY and FEBRUARY cannot MARCH Do you think APRIL MAY? 🤔👇

A man died of hunger but on his funeral, there was food everywhere. Inside life 🥺

You can buy a house not a home. With money you can buy clock but not time. With money you can buy a bed but not sleep. With money you can buy food not appetite. With money you can buy a Doctor but not good health. With money you can have insurance but not safety. With money you can buy a husband/wife but not an happy family/marriage.

Today marks exactly 6,214years that Delilah betrayed Samson. RIP bro. You're gone but not forgotten. 🕊 Fear Women.

God doesn't chose the qualified, He qualifies the chosen.

Know the RIGHT people and not many people.

When you love a person too much, You create a problem for yourself.

When you apologise with a 'But' then it is no longer an apology!

If someone is chasing your partner, it’s up to your partner to shut them down. Anything that happens is because he/she wanted and allowed it.

You are looking for husband Material and you passed me.. Only God know where you are going to 🙄

May we not work hard every time and remain in the same position.🙏

I gave a beggar #500 yesterday and told him to buy food instead of weed and he told me not to tell him what to do with his money.

Wen u are stuck between a woman and ur ambition, go for ur ambition. D world will always feed a hungry woman and mock a hungry man

I was in a court this morning When I heard someone shouting order ! Order ! Without wasting time " I replied 1 plate of garri with vegetable soup with 3 meat ...if you add beer no problem .. Now I am being escorted by two policemen. Hope they ate taking me to the restaurant?

Noise.cash is the best platform. The free tips is a goal

No one talks about Maradona or R9 never winning CL No one talks about CR7 never reaching World Cup final No one talks about Cruyff never winning a international trophy No one talks about Pele not leaving Brazil Messi just has different standards to everyone else in the debate🐐🔥 #Football

Parents, comparing a successful sibling with another sibling can lead to family violence and hatred. Stop it.

As sugar attracts ants, So shall your life attract destiny helpers.🙏

You give her money to buy pills after sex, Then she buys data with it and posts "Mother To Be" can't wait.....😂

My wedding invitation card is out oh, Regular 15K, VIP 50K, Table For Four 1Million, People that will stay outside 3K, If you won't come 1500🙄

Be careful about who you hurt. Because some people pray, And when they cry, Be sure God reacts.

Stop calling your busy friends "FAKE" We are not 16 anymore. We have jobs, bills, and other priorities to take care of.

Whether they help you or not they are still good people. Do not let sense of entitlement make you hate people unnecessarily.

Allowing your child to be an Arsenal supporter is nothing but poor parenting. 🤣🤣

Thank you noise.cash ...... You're the best!!! A grateful heart

Please which other documents can I use to enter UK... I already have my WAEC result and NEPA Bill🤔

Val is just 4 days from now and I never get any date🥺🤧

I rather stay single than be in a relationship where I beg for attention everyday😢💔

I need to be kissed on my forehead 😘 my brain is passing through a lot 😌😖

WhatsApp people are just something else...someone will not talk to you for months & the next thing, "hahaha pls send" 🙄

I don't even know how I'm going to tell my babe that we don't use to celebrate Valentine's in my family...😓

When it comes to food, some girls forget that they are females. 😂

You are praying to God for a good husband. I come to your DM and you reject me, do you know who sent me 🥴

I find it very manipulative that our angry side is always seen as our “true colours.” As if when I’m happy and being kind; I’m being fake.

Sometimes, faking a smile is better than explaining why you are sad

Buy your boyfriend a wrist watch for Val maybe he'll starting having ur time😉

"K" is the worst, most annoying, most irritating, most aggravating response ever☹️

Stop judging me, Come and chill with me to know who I am.

Normalize being happy for people when they succeed rather than bringing them down.

Never underestimate yourself🦋💯

As long as Jesus doesn't have any Facebook account, I won't AMEN anything😒

You can't stop us from looking at ass it's the culture.

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Karma really can skip you and go to your kids...😢

"Tech billionaires are funding novel efforts to scan the heavens for evidence of life."

VACANCY!!! Wife needed. She must have at least 15yrs marriage experience

Nakedness is quickly becoming the pride of so many ladies

The problem of overpopulation is caused by men but family planning is focused on women.

"No-kill, lab-grown meat to go on sale for first time. Cultured meat, produced in bioreactors without the slaughter of an animal, has been approved for sale by a regulatory authority for the first time."

"INFLUENCER MARKETING: Brands are poised to spend up to $15 billion on influencer marketing by 2022, up from $8 billion in 2019, according to an Insider Intelligence and Mediakix report."

Today is SAINT Valentine's Day: do NOT fornicate. If you're a single lady, accept his gifts, but reject sex.🏃‍♂️😂🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️😂

May our visitor not die in our house🙏 We'll never be a victim of what we can't explain

If you and your partner breakup so fast, it is called "Breakfast" .. Sense will not kill me 😂😂😂😂

I was rich last week, what's all this now? 💔

Love is a beautiful thing and it deserves to be celebrated not just occasionally but every moment💝

Have You Ever Been Accused Of Dating Someone You're Not Dating??🌚💁‍♂️

My jealousy means I care about you and don't wanna share you with anyone🤷‍♂️😢

My parent's greatest enemy is my phone😕💔😢 My innocent phone📱😩🤧

I'm seriously worried about single people today 💔 Are "we" guys okay? 😥😂

Have you ever been dead broke but God still made a way for you?

Have you ever typed "I'm ok" while your eyes are full of tears 😭? May God console you 🤗 ❤️

May we never be at the mercy of our enemies.

Who else noticed social media has been calm since morning, a lot of persons now know where they belong 😂😂😂

If you ask her "How are you" And she replies "I am not fine" Don't ask why? It's a trap! Just tell her "May God be with you"

Be intentional about expressing love. Also, it's ok to gift yourself something nice if you have worked hard for it. Stop thanking an imaginary partner for something you bought for yourself, stop it you are not ment.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. ♥️

DON'T BEG FOR LOVE , YOU WON'T BE APPRECIATED AND CELEBRATED. SEX IS NOT LOVE. DON'T BE DECEIVED

The Quickest way to drain Yourself My Lady is to pour into a Man who's full of nothing but empty promises 🤷

if your siblings compliment you, just know you are looking nice for real or they wanna beg for something🤣🤣

Relationship stress can make you attend unknown funeral just to cry with the deceased family.

The best time to make a career move is when you are gainfully employed. Sadly, unemployed people have no leverage.

I really do like intelligent and brilliant ladies right from my elementary school days. Like I always tell my fianceé, she needs to be up and doing. I like seeing women rising to intellectual challenges. I take academic extremely serious, my prospective wife has to be a doctorate degree holder, skillful, courageous and be leadership thirstier. I can honestly never settle for less.

Dating a photographer is very tricky you don't know if he is posting a side chick or promoting his business 😂

Let this sink: You're not stupid for loving someone too much, you're just too real and pure for this world.🥺

Long distance relationships only work if the four of you understand each other perfectly well🤣

One Day Soon, They Will Write About Our Greatness✅🙏

If you don't have power to assist people.. don't add to their problems. A beggar of today can be the givers of tommorow.

Don't pursue a heart that you're not ready to be LOYAL to.💯 Don't Be An Idiot.👌

I 8-2 say it but Messi won’t be staying at FC Barcelona 4-1 more season 😂 😂 lol

"There comes a time when you have to stop crossing oceans for people who wouldn’t even jump in puddles for you."

Here is my favorite: "If he only wants you for your breasts, legs, and thighs, send him to KFC."😂😂

"Don’t be someone’s downtime, spare time, part time or sometime. If they can’t be there for you all of the time, then they’re not even worth your time."

"A ugly man with money often has his arm a beautiful lady who is willing to spend it."

"If he only wants you for one thing, then remind him of the one reason you left him for a person who wants you for a million things."

"If you leave someone for another person, don’t be surprised if that person leaves you for someone else."

"Choose the guy that takes you to meet his parents, and not his bedroom."

TELL HIM: "You’re playing with my heart and it’s getting pretty lame. Decide what you want; the girl or the game?"

"If you allow people to make more withdrawals than deposits in your life, you will be out of balance and in the negative. Know when to close the account."

REPEAT AFTER ME: "I’m not a backup plan, and definitely not a second choice."

"You ask me for a Favor and I drop everything, I ask you for a favor and all I get is Excuses… Thanks!"

"Talk to me when you actually want to talk to me. Not when you’re bored and want to be entertained."

"Before you count your friends, make sure you can count on them. Some friends are only around when they want something from you but are never there when you need something from them."

"People don’t abandon people they love. They abandon people they were using. Never confused being loved and needed with being used and wanted."

“Imperfections are not inadequacies; they are reminders that we’re all in this together.”

"If you can't gossip with your spouse, what's the essence of a marriage?"😂 I first heard this line from my torts professors during a discussion on MARITAL PRIVILEGES.

Before you follow others to misbehave, check your background. Read that again ☝️

You got to learn your limits if you are a giver, because the takers, they don't have a limit, they take & take till there's nothing left to take

You will Lose alot of friends when you get serious about your life goals. That's why Bugatti has 2 seat and a Bus has 30 seat.

Last night my neighbor who lives alone came home drunk & banged on his own door for like 5 minutes. I went outside & told him "he's not around" and he left. I hope he's okay though 😌😂😂

Nothing stops me from asking for more plate of food and despite visiting my in-laws for the first time, it's called being real 🌚.

Wen I used to go swimming lessons, I drop in & started drowning. Instead of my friend to save me he shouted "SAM, RISE. DON'T WASTE MY MONEY "

People that snore and still deny it, what is your problem oo? 😂😂

Telling your partner where you are, who you are with, the time you are coming home is not being controlled, it’s showing RESPECT!! But most ladies will abused the opportunity🤔

Landlord fainted 7 times after a female tenant was tested HIV positive. What a caring landlord 😭

Relationship Can't Last Without Money. Even Relationship With God, We Dey Drop Offering.👌

Show me a Man that can leave his phone around his Woman unlocked because he got nothing to hide.. I will Wait 🤷🏽

Somebody is busy discussing the old you because they don't have access to the new you..

Nobody knows how water exist inside coconut. May the secret of your joy remain a mystery to your enemies IJN

No woman is totally perfect, and no man is an angel. Understanding and Tolerance is the only solution to an everlasting relationship

May you never marry someone that will nag you from 6:am to 7:pm. It's draining to hear one nag nonstop.

Don't be shy just be honest Are you good in bed or you need training ❓

Ladies can you be in a serious relationship with a guy that beats you up, and still claims he loves you?

The beauty in a wife is perfectly revealed when her husband is responsible. Irresponsible husband destroys a virtuous wife!

Some girls are not serious. You are single and you are walking around with earpiece, so if your future husband do you siii siii how will you hear na 🤷? 🤨😆 😂😂 #TGIF

Those that asked You, "Where is your God"? Shall soon tell you, "Take me to your God" Amen🤲🙏💯

Don't lose hope, you'll have a car and a house one day. Look at you now, you have face mask😷😷😷; something you never dreamed of.

On a very low key!! The congratulations will circulate this year. 🙏🙏🙏

You see me fighting against poverty and u still want me to fight for your love.... How many weapon I get nah 🙄🙄🙄

Dear future kids, You will drink peak milk oo. Breast Is For Daddy👌

May you become so financially stable that God will use your pocket to bless others🙏🙏🙏

Commitment and sacrifices are vital ingredients of successful marriages/relationships

“Once you carry your own water, you will learn to value every drop”💧💧

Can't wait to have a car and ignore calls & be like "sorry I was driving".😁

Never make a man look foolish for loving you. Even if he doesn't have Money to spend on you, He deserve your respect 🤔

When ladies are in their good mood, they go to their block & mute list and release one or two prisoners 🙄

Once you miss it in marriage, Half of ur Joy is gone👌

Even when I lie I make sense, call me license😤

We ordered Harmattan in December It was delivered in February Pre order bonus🤣

My Inlaws: what do you see in our daughter Me: her ass😎

Are you tired of life?🙁 Rope is 550😎☺ Last price 500

If Jonah can talk to God while he's stuck in whale, I think u can text back.

The way some guys completely cut you off when they realize they won't fuck you is really shocking

Leaving your house and returning back safely is such an underrated blessing✨

Being broke is tantamount to being sick.

𝘐 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘸𝘢𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘺𝘰𝘶!!..𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘸𝘢𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦.𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘦𝘭𝘴𝘦!¡!...𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘦𝘱𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦💔😢...𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘨𝘰 𝘰𝘧 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘺𝘶𝘩 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 ❤😭 so intriguing

My Weakness in Love is That I Love So Much 😣😣 It Became more like an Obsession 😑😑 I always have the Fear of Losing that Person 😢😢 I Tend to Give all My Love 😴😴 I get Easily Emotional 😩😩 I Care so Much 💔 💔 I Can Easily get Hurt by little Things 😌😌 I'm Too Patient 🤧🤧 I'm Too Forgiving 😓😓 I Always make sure We Communicate 😑😑 I Always make Time 😒😒 My Love Is Just so Much 🤧😓😭💔

Mention that friend💞 that will always be there for you❤ That one that will defend you even at your absence.❤🖤 That one that will encourage you and give you the maximum support u need💪, that friend that is not only a friend but a family👩‍👦‍👦👨‍👩‍👦‍👦👨‍👩‍👧‍👧💑💑

Your growth is going to scare the wrong people and impress the right people✌🙌

Can you take 10 strokes of cane for your girlfriend?😏🤣

I have d coolest dance moves in my head d problem is moving my body

Do you also use Airplane mode to refresh your network?

Being ugly is so peaceful, no one bothers you🧘🏿🖤

Invest in your woman so when you're broke you can sell two of her wigs🌚

I don’t deserve these figures I’m seeing in my account balance, what have I done wrong?

Date both of themml to see who is serious That's how girls advise each other😊🙂

I just wanna be happy to the point😪 I forget everything I've been through💯💙

A boy asked a girl in a library "do you mind if I sit besides you"? The girl answered in a loud angry voice "I don't want to spend a night with you" All the people in the library started starring at the boy and he was embarrassed. After some minutes then girl walked quietly to the guy's table and said to him I study psychology and i know what a man is thinking, I guess you felt embarrassed right? The guy responded with a loud voice :$300 dollars for one night that's too…

"California may have lost as much as $30 billion to unemployment insurance fraud. As much as $30 billion of the unemployment claims paid last year in California during the pandemic may have gone to swindlers, state officials said Monday, reporting that at least one-tenth of benefits were fraudulently collected by organized crime rings, prison inmates and identity thieves."

Girls will be forming useless cries during surprise but when it's time to snap pictures they will clean tears and smile then after pictures they start crying again for videos 😒😒

Instead of the everyday twerking, Gangsterism, Picking up quarrels and throwing savage replies online, Use your social media to build relationships. Some of the lowly people on your timelines today could end up becoming high class people of tomorrow. Presidents, Governors, Business tycoons, Big company CEOs, Sons, wives and daughters of influence. Fans could become celebrities tomorrow so be humble, be smart. Social media is a goldmine to establish friendships and…

Please what's the logic behind going to the studio to snap with baby bump and making the man kneel down to hold or be kissing the baby bump ?? 😑😑

When A Girl Doesn't Want You. She'll Never Have Time. No Matter How Many Weeks You Tell Her In Advance. On The Day She's Supposed To See You. She'll Tell You That She Forgot She Had To Be Somewhere Else. I Don't Know How Many Times Guys Inboxed Me For Advice. Listen. When A Girl Doesn't Want You. The Biggest Sign Is Time. She Will Never Have Time. No Matter What. Never Ever. No. Not A Chance. Not Even If You Died & Came Back. A Woman's Attention Is Interest. No Attention…

Normalize LUXURY in your life, SUFFERING is not an achievement.

KISSING A SHORT GIRL IS LIKE DRINKING WATER FROM THE TAP 😁😂

It is easier to deal with a private tragedy than with a very public one, keep your affairs on the low. Don't Trust Anyone 🙄

It’s a disgusting behavior, if you look down on people but suddenly change when you find out they have money.😏 Don't Be A Bastard 🙄

As a woman, Always make sure you can afford to pay for everything you desire by yourself... So you don't end up stuck in a relationship you can't afford to leave.🤔

Because u don't club, drink and flirt with men doesn't make u a wife material. you can be a domestic terrorist without doing all these.🙄🤪

Remember that if you can’t beat them, you arrange for them to help u out 😱😱

One thing is clear, this generation ain’t scared of hell fire.🔥👌

Know this and have peace👇 The woman you love won’t marry you if you are broke🙄

Seriously He's Not My Type 🙄.... Does your type want you? Are you your types type? What if your type met you and doesn't look your way.... These are the issues🙄

If your husband starts ordering foods online.... You have failed As A Wife👌

Stop saying you're busy. Check on your friends and return calls. If he/she dies today, you will spare ONE WEEK to plan/do his/her burial. Haba!

Consistency is harder when no one is clapping for you, but you have to clap for yourself during those times. Remember, you must always be your biggest Fan!

Don’t let those eating their harvest give you pressure into eating your seeds 👌🏾

The last time I received BABY I MISS YOU was in 2015 from a wrong number 💔

People are ready to celebrate with you .. but none is ready to suffer wit you ( BE SELFISH WITH YOUR RESOURCES folks )

These days real couples are rare. All I see are disguised prostitute & a client that thinks he's loved.

Ladies leave broke men faster than abusive Men because their fear of having nothing is greater than losing their lives.

Ugly Females Do Whatever You Tell Them To Do Until It's Time For Abortion.

"Male friends" do not exist. No man keeps talking to a girl he isn't attracted to. He'll strike as soon as the time is right. Your girl shouldn't even want to talk to other men. If she insists on keeping her "friends"... Let her go!

A man who displays a lack of control around pussy should not be trusted by other men