@TheMemeLord
Today I Greeted the Peasants: Here's What Happened! Hello there, It's me, King TheMemeLord Maximus, son of Memeus Maximus. Today I Greeted the Peasants of this community, and I'm going to tell you how it all went. First off, after my first post and introduction of my kingdom to you unwashed masses, I decided to go on a stroll to proceed to greet the peasants around here. I found a lot of them, talking to each other, some even jumping in each others blog posts with no intention to meme, just ... erg... support each other. I had to remind myself that these lowborn men and women can't meme right as they are not of noble birth, so I carried on and decided to enter a page or two to say hello and grace them with my presence. I Entered Pages to Say Hello: Here Are the Replies: So, as I began making my journey, I stopped at @Laurenceuuuu 's house and decided to greet him. This fat blue cat actually wished for me to form a tribe? Me? King? I am king, I have a large kingdom full of followers, no need for tribalism as you peasants resort to. If you mean community though, maybe I can create my own... I'll call it...TheMemeLord's community of course! Yes, note that down page boy, excellent idea, sounds very well. What happened next was that I went to another house, this time I found a teacher... a teacher with no noble banner and no noble house. She was @thegirlwholeaptthroughtime At least some peasants in this Meme forsaken land have manners. I may even consider this peasant girl's plea to let people of menial origins teach... at least the lesser subjects. Yes, this shall be da wae. I continued my Royal walk when I found one user @Idksamad7869 as he was claiming to have 1500 followers. Looking at his class, I thought that would be preposterous but I confirmed it myself. Again, these peasants do have some notion of manners, so not all is lost for this community. Memeland can profit from the tribute I collect here, if these men and women of lesser stature can make it, I can collect ips without even trying. Then I found what I never expected.... WITCHCRAFT A man named @dark_spirit666 is highly suspicious, and though he denied the claims, citing some dellusional things, I know he must be a witch, or wizard or something. We must cleanse him with memes... and fire... mostly fire. It is da wae. I continued as I saw a man philosophically talking about finding his true meaning in life. He claims to be King... HAH. King of his instincts, that's such a lowborn thing to say. I noted down that the philosopher peasant's name was @Gabu , you never know when you have that crazy cousin home for the weekend and he needs to talk about metaphisics with someone. I'll just tell my aids to go fetch this man if that happens. I also spotted a cute peasant girl named @Ruffa It is obvious by her reply that she was at my feet and surrendered herself at my beauty. Who wouldn't though! hahaha, predictable. I saw a woman arguing over something and placing graphics going up on her blog post, they seemed to be growing so I thought we'd have that in common. Her name was @Meyzee and she doubted the greatness of Memeland... that cannot be. I hope she comes by and sees that indeed this place is welcoming, I mean, I never beat my peasants and I give them enough sourbread to eat once per day. I thought it would be good to see how these men handle their finances, and I stopped at a man's speech. His name was @CryptoSorted and he was warning people of some dangers in DeFi. I didn't give him much credibility as he welcomed my tax collector but then gave him no coin. I left empty handed. Maybe I should end my comments with "give coine" so they understand my presence has a price. I then stopped upon the outskirts of a tavern and found @Macronald talking about his birthday. I don't even remember his birthday date anymore, hope the minister took note, but he was the best peasant I found because he gave me 20 coines. My chest had clinking sound after that. Good peasant, will not kill when I invade with MemeArmy. I started heading home and found some interesting things. A man, @Pantera was rambling about something with a lot of graphics in it, I did not care to hear but I had 20 coines now so I had to find something to say. No coine, and he didn't add any title to my name. Not even your Royal Highness Lord MemeLord. When I was almost arriving home I saw someone talking about the Silk Road like if it was something very modern and techy. Dellusional. Noted his name down, 'twas @MintDice - even the name is dellusional. But I loved this peasant too because he was speechless at my presence and only threw 5 coines to my tribute chest. No words and coines, another favorite peasant. Finally, right at the door to my castle, I noticed what seemed to be an adventurer, since he was talking about a Jungle and a net, he was typing it strange like Juungle.net - his name was @Constant1995 People seem to be looting stuff from that Jungle, I must send my squires quick or they won't be able to recover anything. I forgive this peasant for telling me about this, but he also didn't give coine. And so I arrived at the Castle with my chest with $0.25 in coines today during my comment rounds. It wasn't worth my royal time, wouldn't recommend any King that is reading this to mix with the peasantry for this. And now for the memes: Ok, story is told and memes are shared. Enjoy and bask into my majestic creativity. Subscribe to join Memeland and be one of the many memers below: ^ Me and my subscribers harrassing a peasant in comments.
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