"How could you be so irresponsible?" "I-it's my first day." "Since I've never seen you before, maybe it is your first day. Very well. Carry on." "Uh, sir, that's Homer Simpson. And he's been working here for 10 years." "Oh, really! Why did you think you could lie to me?" "It's my first day." "Well, why didn't you sa-- Oh, whoo! You're fired!"