"Wait till he steps on this flaming bag of- Lisa's college fund?!"
@SimpsonsTriviaAndQuotes in February 2022
"Uh, m-me, sir ? Oh, no, not a chance. Only idiots drink beer." "Actually, I was wondering if you'd join me, my treat." "Oh, well, if someone of your stature can enjoy a beer, maybe I'm all turned around on the subject.... Wait, we're not having a drug test tomorrow, are we ?" "No."
"Say it, Frenchy. Say "chowdah"!" "Never!"
'They sound like my kind of snacks. (BEEPING) Oh. (READING) Oh, my God! Look at these ingredients! "Hydrogenated petroleum oil, "monosodium poisonate, partially de-weaponized plutonium"?'