"According to the gas chromatograph the secret ingredient is... love?! Who's been screwing with this thing?"
@SimpsonsTriviaAndQuotes in January 2022
"Come on, come on, come on... Oh. Yes! Whoo-Whoo! Three liberty bells! That will be $10,000, Apu." "Congratulations, Mr. Homer." "Thank you." "If I could see the ticket..." "There it is." "Please to be removing your thumb."
"What's your name?" "Michael Jackson." "Doesn't ring a bell." "Heard of MTV or Motown?" "No." "'Beat It'?" "You beat it." "'Thriller'?" "What was that?" "'Thriller.'" "No."
"Then Father Sean quoted Eminem in his sermon. And in art class, we painted Saint Joan burning at the stake. And mine was the grossest. (CACKLING) Catholics rock!" "(MUTTERS) Bart, I'm glad you had fun. But I wouldn't get too into that Catholic church with all the sitting and standing and kneeling."
"And who's selling the uranium to the terrorists? Mmm. Mm-hmm. Montgomery Burns. Now we wait." "Let go of me! I'm innocent!" "Whoa, he's in trouble."
"All the kids in Springfield are S.O.B.s." "Gabbo's kind of language has no place on or off TV. And that's my two cents. ... That oughta hold those S.O.B.s. ... What the--"