"How you doin"?" "Talkything, aint ya?" "Another proud moment for the Simpsons." "I dont remember anybody telling me l was gonna be on TV." "So, what do you do for a living?" "Oh, you know. I'm a guy at a place. How'd you get such a crappy job? You a convict or a junkie?"
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"Oh, sure, Homer. I told you my uncle owns the place. Hey, Uncle Al, can Homer have a job?" "Sure." "Whoo-hoo!" "Barney, you're fired." "Okay." "Show up tomorrow. Bring three rags. Oh, and a change of pants."
"Aw, the Denver Broncos!" "I think owning the Denver Broncos is pretty good." "Yeah, yeah." "Well, explain to me why it isn't." "You just don't understand football, Marge."
"Would you like an inscription, sir? " "Yeah. To Lisa: Never forget your daddy loves-- D'oh! And that inscription is still there today."
"We've just been handed a bulletin from our Rock 'n' Rumour department." "Michael Jackson is moonwalking his way to Springfield." "While we check it out why don't you enjoy a seldom-heard extra-long version of "in-A-Gadda-Da-Vida."" "Michael Jackson! Such a thing happens once in a blue moon."
"Start the bus, Otto! Start the bus!" "Damn! I shouldn't have eaten the mint first." "Okay, hop on." "Wait! Wait!" "Get him!"
"How come you always run out of tardy slips... before you run out of permission slips?" "How come you suck?" "Uh, I lack confidence?"
"Seymour! The house is on fire!" "No, Mother. It's just the northern lights." "Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but I must say you steam a good ham." "Help! Help!"
"Thank the Lor-- Thank the Lord? That sounded like a prayer. A prayer! A prayer in a public school! God has no place within these walls, just like facts have no place within organized religion! Simpson, you get your wish. Flanders is history."
"Please accept this Operation Dumbo Drop souvenir jacket." "Look, they used the same "D" for "Dumbo" and "Drop.""
"It was that darn recording again." "Of course it was. It's been calling all night. Just unplug the phone." "Howdily-do--" "Greetings, friend--" "Dang!" "I told you to unplug the phone." "But it could be my mother." "Howdy-- Shoot!" "Greetings, friend--"
"Mm-hmm. Who called the police?" "We both did." "Look, why don't you two settle down? I'm sure you can get another pillow." "I could send it back to Taiwan for repair, but why should I have to? I've done nothing wrong."
"You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life, if you had an electrified fooling machine"