"Urge to kill fading. Fading. Fading. Rising! Fading. Fading. Gone."
@SimpsonsTriviaAndQuotes in October 2021
"I just need something to receive e-mail." "You'll need a top-of-the-line machine for that. That's the same computer astronauts use to do their taxes." "I was an astronaut." "Of course you were."
"To combat homesickness, we've installed a device that makes them swirl... the correct, American way." "Sweet land of liberty, Of thee I sing"
"And in environmental news, scientists have announced that Springfield's air... is now only dangerous to children and the elderly." "Whoo-hoo!"
"Now I'm returning to work without washing my hands-- But it doesn't matter, because I'm Homer Simpson. I don't need to do my work, 'cause someone else will do it for me. D'oh, d'oh, d'oh." "Hey, you okay, Grimey?" "I'm better than okay. I'm Homer Simpson." "You wish."
"Spare me your lectures, ladies. Aah! Oof!" "Oh, no, he's hurt!" "Bad!"
“Well, we cut corners; sometimes to save money our animators will reuse the same backgrounds over and over and over again.”
"Work, damn you. Work!" "Bart, pay attention! You may be telling this to your own son one day if something breaks."
"Okay, here's how the process works. You sit on the broom and we shove you off the cliff." "What?" "Well, hear me out. If you're innocent, you will fall to an honorable Christian death. If, however, you are the bride of Satan, you will surely fly your broom to safety. At that point, you will report back here for torture and beheading." "Tough, but fair."
"Ow! Animal tranquilizer! Oh! Smooth!"