"Now, hold on a minute, missy. It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cockeyed! Our laws are in place for a reason." "Send him back to Mama, boys."
@SimpsonsTriviaAndQuotes in September 2021
"Okay. Here's what we've got. The Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people--" "Thank you." "--under the supervision of the reverse-vampires-- are forcing our parents to go to bed early... in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner!"
Daily Tipped Question #180 Question: What is Milhouse's dad called?
“Mr. Plow, for making it possible for people to get where they’re going without resorting to public transportation or car-pooling, I give you the key to the city.”
"All right, guys, pipe down. I got some more in the garage." "I'll get it for you, Homer." "Hmm. I wonder why he's so eager to go to the garage." "The "garage"? Hey, fellas, the "garage." Well, ooh, la-di-da, Mr. Frenchman." "What do you call it?" "A car hole."
Daily Tipped Question #181 Question: What is Homer's dad called?
"No shoving... ...just kidding. You can shove all you want."
Daily Tipped Question #182 Question: What profession does Marvin Monroe do?
"22-A? Then where the heck am I?" "Don't make me tap the sign." "But I'm lost and I need to know where--"
"Sir, the TV ratings for the launch are the highest in 10 years." "And how's the spacecraft doing?" "I don't know. All this equipment is just used to measure TV ratings."
"Ohh! So full. Belly button moving from... innie to... outie!"
"No, you gotta help ol' Gil. What's it gonna take to keep you on the phone? Dance for ya? But you wouldn't even see it. You-- All right. I'm dancin'!"
"Jim Wallace, Associated Press. Is this a joke?" "Well, far from it, Jim. One of these men will prove space travel is within the reach of the common man." "Toby Hunter, Minneapolis Star. No, really, is this a joke?" "No, Toby! And no more questions about whether this is a joke"
"So burn the flag if you must, but before you do, you better burn a few other things. You better burn your shirt and your pants. Be sure to burn your TV and car. Oh, yes, and don't forget to burn your house... because none of those things could exist without six white stripes... seven red stripes and a hell of a lot of stars."
"If you kids can't keep your hands to yourself, I'm gonna turn this car around, and there'll be no Cape Canaveral for anybody! That's it! Back to Winnipeg!"