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"What? Five bucks? I don't need your "sharity." (SQUEAKING) I'll dance for my money! ... (SINGING DRUNKENLY)"

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"Listen, Mr. Big Shot if you're looking for the kind of employee who takes abuse and never sticks up for himself I'm your man! Treat me like dirt-- I'll still kiss your butt and call it ice cream! If you don't like it, I can change!"

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"Come on. Right across the plate. Let's see what you got, huh? This one's for the little crippled boy... that I crippled."

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“I’m sorry, did you just call me a liar?” “No, I said you were fired.” “Oh. That’s much worse.”

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“Thank the Lord? That sounded like a prayer. A prayer. A prayer in a public school! God has no place within these walls, just like facts have no place within organised religion”

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"Cool concert. Am I right?" "Yeah, nice try, narc." "Where's the narc?" "Who?" "That fat Jamaican guy." "What'd I say? What's goin' on?" "Hey, we're just tryin' to have a good time, narc. Why do you want to destroy us?" "Don't commit your hate crimes here! Hate crime!" "Okay, I'm heading out now."

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"No, not another boring space launch. Change the channel! Change the channel!" "I can't! I can't!"

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"Now, don't touch any of those buttons in front of you... for a very important reason, i.e., you are wired into the rest of your family. You have the ability to shock them, and they have the ability to shock--" "Just testing." "Why, you--"

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Daily Tipped Question #179 Question: Which Simpsons character was Peter Griffin loosely based off of?